Posters of the week - 23/09/2020

[Soldi]

If it spares the rest of us from THIS SHITE then PLEASE.

Oh darling just move up north and JOIN IN WITH THE FUN!

 

[Lucille]

I spent the first 18 years of my life up there, that’s more than enough.

 

[Nancy]

Before the days of self service, I used to make it my mission to make the checkout operators speak in the ASDA in HULME.

They would just scan your shopping then wait for you to pay. Even though the total was right in front of me, I would say “How much is that please?”

SOMETIMES it worked. Most of the time, they just pointed or nodded to the digital display.

 

[ButterTart]

Oooooh now this looks LOVELY.

They're all over the show in the Lake District. Bit pricey like, but it's like a giant farm shop and I got THIS from their £2.99 bargain CD basket:

 

[Soldi]

The checkout in Aldi gives me PANIC ATTACKS


SLOW DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[ButterTart]

They're all over the show in the Lake District. Bit pricey like, but it's like a giant farm shop and I got THIS from their £2.99 bargain CD basket:

It's a surprisingly good accompaniment to several days of casual drug use in a field.

 

[Soldi]

Omg @Nancy your location IM DEAD

 

[Iguana]

I spent the first 18 years of my life up there, that’s more than enough.

I'm intrigued by what Lucille's accent is like. I'm imagining there is some DRAWL

 

[Tisch]

I'm intrigued by what Lucille's accent is like. I'm imagining there is some DRAWL

I imagine it sounds like he a mouth full of cum

 

[Soldi]

I'm intrigued by what Lucille's accent is like. I'm imagining there is some DRAWL

Lucille to post voice memo pls x

 

[Tisch]

Genuinely interested after she called me COMMON (which is true admittedly)

 

[Lucille]

I’ll post in the read a Moopy Post thread later in the week.

 

[Lucille]

Let me know if you have any REQUESTS.

 

[Soldi]

Let me know if you have any REQUESTS.

The Mariah-gate bollocks pls darling x

 

[Soldi]

Only a few of you have heard my voice I think

 

[Tisch]

Let me know if you have any REQUESTS.

The post about Floppet's cunt

 

[Lucille]

The post about Floppet's cunt

Which one’s that!

 

[Iguana]

Cutey of the evening as I imagine wherever you go that's what you are

 

[ButterTart]

Genuinely interested after she called me COMMON (which is true admittedly)

Are you common, though? I mean everyone's common compared to @Iguana, that Excel tutorial he sent me sounds like he drafted in a minor royal to narrate it; I sometimes listen to it just to learn meself how to talk proper.

 

[Soldi]

I’m certainly not common, in fact I’ve BARELY got an accent

 

[Tisch]

Are you common, though? I mean everyone's common compared to @Iguana, that Excel tutorial he sent me sounds like he drafted in a minor royal to narrate it; I sometimes listen to it just to learn meself how to talk proper.

We had a mini discussion about judge Judy today and as soon as then conversation went into an official context this "poshe voice appeared". I had to tell him to stop.

 

[Iguana]

Are you common, though? I mean everyone's common compared to @Iguana, that Excel tutorial he sent me sounds like he drafted in a minor royal to narrate it; I sometimes listen to it just to learn meself how to talk proper.

I am sure I've become LESS posh since I met Tisch...

 

[Iguana]

Also, why a MINOR royal?

 

[ButterTart]

We had a mini discussion about judge Judy today and as soon as then conversation went into an official context this "poshe voice appeared". I had to tell him to stop.

I imagine your conversations have a bit of a Mary Poppins/Bert the chimney sweep dynamic.

 

[lolly]

We ought to have an anonymous voice post thread

 

[ButterTart]

Also, why a MINOR royal?

Well, I can't imagine you noncing SuRie in a Pizza Express...

 

[ButterTart]

We ought to have an anonymous voice post thread

You all laughed when I suggested we do a Moopy version of the Masked Singer all those months ago...

 

[lolly]

Talking is one thing. Singing quite another.

 

[Soldi]

We ought to have an anonymous voice post thread

Guess the mooper by their voice

 

[Lucille]

Oh my voice screams CUNT.

 

[Soldi]

Oh my voice screams CUNT.

Not that it matters when you’ve got a cock in your mouth dear

 

[ButterTart]

I make about 25 videos a day and I'm noticeably short tongued (Something I didn't know until I started compulsively making videos for Moopy), so I worry I might be a dead giveaway.

 

[Diddy]

@Lucille is making me doubt my identity now too, I thought I had a solid Home Counties accent but apparently I’m turning Japanese

 

[AlgoAlex]

We ought to have an anonymous voice post thread

Yes!

 

[Iguana]

I think given all the videos during lockdown I'd recognise a lot of people unless we put on funny voices

 

[ButterTart]

@Lucille is making me doubt my identity now too, I thought I had a solid Home Counties accent but apparently I’m turning Japanese

There’s definitely an accent creeping in there.

 

[COB]

@Lucille is making me doubt my identity now too, I thought I had a solid Home Counties accent but apparently I’m turning Japanese

You really think so?

 

[Diddy]

There’s definitely an accent creeping in there.

Not to labour the point but what am I doing?

You really think so?

now I do!

fun fact: I was going to do Turning Japanese for Moopy Scavenger hunt before I realised it wasn’t a #1

 

[big ron]

Fine, have a BOOTHS instead. Lord Jesus on the cross I do love Booths.

Ooh that's a nice one, wheres that?

 

[big ron]

I purchased some cranberry balsamic from booths the other day and my lord its sexual.