Posters of the week - 27/03/2019

[Indie]

This Week/Last Week/Consecutive Weeks/Total Weeks/All-time Peak
1/5/18/165/1 Ag 92
2/1/31/145/1 octophone 91
3/2/63/69/1 Rita 66
4/3/166/166/1 lolly 63
5/9/123/165/1 VoR 61
6/10/9/159/4 Mugatu 60
7/15/49/148/1 Shirley 55
8/4/166/166/1 Indie 44
9/6/89/128/5 Slave 43
10/6/6/160/1 big ron 40

11=/14/44/73/4 SDF 33
11=/28/160/165/1 Sheena 33
13=/17/111/132/1 Diddy 31
13=/12/83/108/5 FetchFugly 31
15/25/90/125/7 Jark 29
16/18/36/156/4 KindaCool 28
17=/33/14/110/1 ButterTart 24
17=/13/53/115/4 Suedey 24
19/8/45/157/4 Star 22
20/19/16/131/4 ameraal 21

21/29/4/141/1 Penelope 20
22=/29/21/107/3 Beverley 17
22=/20/17/112/11 cwej 17
22=/RE/1/133/4 Suomi 17
22=/29/19/47/12 dmlaw 17
26/29/56/156/10 jivafox 14
27=/39/2/155/12 COB 13
27=/23/89/129/3 Mats 13
29=/23/26/94/5 BoysForSeles 12
29=/11/166/166/4 Dark Carnival 12
29=/25/12/159/10 Pipo 12

32=/33/12/135/4 dUb 11
32=/21/12/145/2 Kalabaliken 11
34/25/6/156/7 Kate 9
35=/43/4/88/13 Commotion 8
35=/RE/1/87/6 Rachey 8
35=/39/5/13/14 wurst 8
38=/35/7/145/11 Floppet 7
38=/50/4/138/2 monsta 7
38=/35/16/163/4 Phoenix 7
38=/RE/1/11/38 aquaplex 7

42/35/2/69/17 Devil 6
43=/43/5/149/11 Ellie 5
43=/22/3/21/4 Iguana 5
45=/50/2/66/8 Alex 4
45=/RE/1/49/13 Rhythmbarbican 4
45=/39/2/76/4 wendy the goat 4
48=/RE/1/72/12 Tetris-Rock 3
48=/RE/1/14/23 Treacle 3
50=/RE/1/64/16 Chlammy 2
50=/43/6/46/3 Kevin 2
50=/35/2/36/10 Lee 2
50=/RE/1/8/38 ManicKangaroo 2
50=/RE/1/76/13 POP! 2
50=/RE/1/10/22 supermassive 2
50=/43/3/59/6 Win_the_game 2

Something something brexit:
16 Halli (3 weeks)
39 David_5000 (8 weeks)
43 Gangsta Nancy Lam (1 weeks)
43 Jætike (165 weeks)
43 Pingu (4 weeks)
50 Peekaboo (4 weeks)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THE COMEBACK!

 

[lolly]

THE COMEBACK!

It must have been MONTHS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It must have been MONTHS

I don't think I've been number one since the SCANDAL.

 

[Indie]

Posting UP! A bit.
PEAKS! @aquaplex
No new entries

@Ag's first number one since September
@Jætike OUT! 3 everpresents remain.

 

[octophone]

THE COMEBACK!

CUNT. One fucking post.

 

[octophone]

Keep 'em coming @aquaplex - we like you muchly.

 

[Rita]

CLICKETY CLICK MOTHERFUCKERS.

 

[Shirley]

SHIRL UP

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow worst week for me in ages!

 

[Dark Carnival]

That is humiliating!

 

[big ron]

Has JKT's dear Mother finally locked her away in a straight camp?

 

[aquaplex]

Keep 'em coming @aquaplex - we like you muchly.

Just scraping into the Top 40. I’m actually Top 10 on sales but can’t get the streams from the kids etc

 

[lolly]

Just scraping into the Top 40. I’m actually Top 10 on sales but can’t get the streams from the kids etc

Perhaps Indie needs to apply an accelerated streaming ratio to those of us who are clogging up the top end of the chart week after week.

 

[Mugatu]

I'm never, ever posting that much about Br*xit again.

Is @Zu-Klara still alive? I'll be so pissed off if she fell asleep smoking a menthol in bed and burned her house down.

 

[octophone]

Is @Zu-Klara still alive? I'll be so pissed off if she fell asleep smoking a menthol in bed and burned her house down.

No, a wonky bannister would be a far more fitting exit. Wouldn't it @Zu-Klara ?...

 

[Zu]

I'm never, ever posting that much about Br*xit again.

Is @Zu-Klara still alive? I'll be so pissed off if she fell asleep smoking a menthol in bed and burned her house down.

Oh as if. Everyone knows they crystallise in the organs and nobody wants to die of a minty liver

 

[Zu]

No, a wonky bannister would be a far more fitting exit. Wouldn't it @Zu-Klara ?...

Well as we all know, I’m all about the BALANCE

*falls head first*

 

[lolly]

HURRAH!

 

[Mugatu]

Thank god, if I knew I had this weird online cosmic ordering power before then I would have had way more casual sex. Glad to see you back in the lounge!

 

[Zu]

I did try to defect to Togerland but they appear to have closed, which is very sad news for bewildered gays with the most dismal and rudimentary grasp of grammar. Also, their settees were always terribly soiled - someone needs an urgent word with their bladder - and there’s nothing quite like a freshly Febreze’d Moopy chaise longue

 

[Shirley]

Rachey (right) and I have put our GLAD RAGS on for a good WELCOME HOME singalong

 

[Mugatu]

I may have my misgivings with some of the counter-revolutionary, revisionist elements on here but I really can't imagine sharing a virtual sofa with some of the inane, grinning simpletons baying for slop that you see elsewhere. There's only a slight stench of death here - but it's a nice, familiar smell.

 

[Zu]

“Baying for slop”

On that note I simply have to mention the palsied and dismal GIFS on Popjustice which appear to pass for DISCOURSE. I mean REALLY!

 

[Mugatu]

I stopped visiting there a while ago now but I honestly found the pages of amateur cultural studies essays about Beyonce and Lady Gaga to be even more tedious than all the barely sentient people talking about tea and shade, at least they aren't as fucking worthy.

 

[Rita]

Welcome home @Zu-Klara. For HEAVENS SAKE it is no fun being the only OLD LUSH on here.