PRESIDENT KLUNK announces BLOCKADE of STRAIT OF VoRMUZ

[Penelope]

"Iran MUST CEASE BUILDING intercontinental SONIQUE MISSILES and HAND OVER DAPHNE AND CELESTE FROM THEIR NUCLEAR PROGRAMME IMMEDIATELY", said the decomposing reality chanteuse in a social media update on Tattle

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ayatollah Femmenei II displays newly developed Kylie Sonique Bomb in spectacular military parade.

 

[Joseph]

Ronald Regan forgets to react FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE