Prince Philip DEAD

[Iguana]

Will the Queen do a Victoria and always wear black from now on?

She does love a bit of PRECEDENT

 

[Rita]

Can’t wait for the pictures of Tory MPs trying to look the most sad

Boris has already made a DEAD EYED STATEMENT.

 

[Rita]

Will the Queen do a Victoria and always wear black from now on?

She does love a bit of PRECEDENT

OOH YES PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

OPEN THE PUBS EARLY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can’t wait for the pictures of Tory MPs trying to look the most sad

Priti out first round.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm sorry but the idea of The Queen jumping straight on the dating wagon is bringing me too much joy right now.

Her flirting skills must be almost as rusty as her vaj.

 

[Lucille]

I'M GRIEVING I NEED A DRINK.

 

[ButterTart]

Can’t wait for the pictures of Tory MPs trying to look the most sad

Priti Patel currently choosing her most mournful smirk. Also planning a bill to send all foreigns home so we can mourn in peace.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I was going to do some work today but I might not bother now

 

[Iguana]

"a teenage young woman" - this guy is very in touch with modern lingo

 

[jivafox]

Diana’s got him in a headlock AS WE SPEAK

 

[Soldi]

“He had interest in young people”

 

[ButterTart]

Diana’s got him in a headlock AS WE SPEAK

She personally sent Henri Paul to drive him to the pearly gates.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

60 people in this topic!

 

[ButterTart]

Which I’d done my DofE bronze now. It would be a collector’s item

 

[dmlaw]

“He had interest in young people”

At least he had something in common with Prince Andrew.

 

[Frozen]

 

[Lucille]

"he helped to steer the Royal Family and the monarchy so that it remains an institution indisputably vital to the balance and happiness of our national life."

oh FUCK OFF.

 

[Ellie]

Is it wrong that my first reaction was relief that he can't ruin Eurovision by carking mid-show now?

My thought was worse, being thankful he didn’t do it a couple of weeks ago, leaving an Easter Monday funeral to avoid giving us another day off.

 

[Soldi]

At least the newsreader hasn’t done a Peter Sissons.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They won't blame Meghan, rather say Philip died stressed over the Meghan interview. I'll put money on it.

 

[Rita]

It’s going to be VERY AWKWARD at the funeral for Hazza & Megz.

 

[Tisch]

At least the newsreader hasn’t done a Peter Sissons.

What DIED AS WELL?

 

[Ellie]

At least the newsreader hasn’t done a Peter Sissons.

Commenting on Anne Robinson’s tits?

 

[Soldi]

What DIED AS WELL?

She isn’t wearing a red tie!

 

[Generic Account]

oh FUCK OFF.

who said this?!

excuse my ignorance but what were the main things he actually DID? i'm an avid watcher of The Crown and even at that I only know that he had a few affairs and got sad because he couldn't walk on the moon.

 

[Tisch]

They won't blame Meghan, rather say Philip died stressed over the Meghan interview. I'll put money on it.

That and "died without ever reconciling / sadness in his eyes" some shit like that

 

[Generic Account]

It’s going to be VERY AWKWARD at the funeral for Hazza & Megz.

I was thinking, travel restrictions and quarantines could be a blessing for them right now.

 

[Madison]

Someone hasn’t told S4C.

 

[dUb]

Well RIP to that man

Credit to mo chara @Frozen for being the first to announce

 

[Lucille]

who said this?!

excuse my ignorance but what were the main things he actually DID? i'm an avid watcher of The Crown and even at that I only know that he had a few affairs and got sad because he couldn't walk on the moon.

BORIS

 

[Jark]

I'M GRIEVING I NEED A DRINK.

I'm not grieving. but I do need a drink.

 

[Kate]

I don't give a shit but I want a drink anyway

 

[Rita]

Are we all the same in that when someone prolific dies you clamber straight to Moopy to see if you can be the one to break the news?

 

[jivafox]

Definitely a few bevvies in order this weekend

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are we all the same in that when someone prolific dies you clamber straight to Moopy to see if you can be the one to break the news?

I was GUTTED someone beat me to making this topic

 

[ButterTart]

Not being funny but I work for the government. It’s surely not a great look to be ringing people for breezy conversations when one of my board of directors has just popped it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are we all the same in that when someone prolific dies you clamber straight to Moopy to see if you can be the one to break the news?

We get all the ghouls!

 

[RS]

Will you get an extra bank holiday for griefing now? Jealous!

 

[Tisch]

I was GUTTED someone beat me to making this topic

I noticed your post was second. Imagine you're still FIZZING