Prince Philip DEAD

[Lucille]

How much is there to POSSIBLY SAY for the next 10 hours!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Ridiculous, they've cancelled BBC News at 6

Are they expecting him to be somehow more or less dead at 3 in the fucking morning than he is now?

 

[GNL]

Are they expecting him to be somehow more or less dead at 3 in the fucking morning than he is now?

There is the very real risk that he's only gone to collect Maggie and Cilla and will be back PROMPTLY.

 

[Kate]

Oh there will have been BBC monkeys working on the week-long obituaries for YEARS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This has been PRE PLANNED for DECADES to absolute PRECISION.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Lucille]

If we get a day of mourning I'm using it to remember JESSICA WALTER.

 

[dmlaw]

Are they expecting him to be somehow more or less dead at 3 in the fucking morning than he is now?

3 o'clock in the morning is about the point where his soul will be fully rooted in Archie's body and he appears in Harry and Meghan's bedroom with a knife.

 

[Tisch]

From Digitalspy

 

[Generic Account]

Masterchef cancelled, and it was Chef's Table tonight.

It might sound like I don't have much going on at the minute but I don't! This rubbish is pulling me through rehabilitation.

 

[COB]

Meanwhile, in HELL -

 

[octophone]

Inevitable

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I literally just collapsed in tears laughing at this. It's not even that funny, sometimes it's just that one last little thing that puts you over the edge, innit?

 

[Penelope]

Like to think he's absolutely smashing Captain Tom's cheeks right now in Valhalla x

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Funeral won't be a state funeral. So we won't get time off.

 

[Kate]

 

[Kate]

@ButterTart take note, I expect the national anthem to be seamlessly dropped into every tune tonight.

 

[Penelope]

 

[jivafox]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have the BBC News Channel on. Even their correspondents in America and India are wearing black. Seems excessive.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hoping Joe Biden just says he's Irish when asked to comment on this.

 

[octophone]

Hoping Joe Biden just says he's Irish when asked to comment on this.

It's just the news Belfast needed, eh?

 

[Kate]

Perfect response Upsetting the gammons of course for being a bit late and insufficiently arse-gobbling.

 

[dmlaw]

Does Corbyn still have a social media team? if so, I assume that they have him tied up in a cupboard somewhere.

 

[Kate]

Boris meanwhile has CANCELLED his Monday trip to the pub.

My friends and I will be drinking extra to make up for this. SUPPORT THE PUBS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are there any remaining old school socialists likely to go off the leash, when Parliament is recalled next week? Dennis Skinner is gone, isn't he?

 

[GNL]

Boris meanwhile has CANCELLED his Monday trip to the pub.

My friends and I will be drinking extra to make up for this. SUPPORT THE PUBS!

Jennifer Arcuri's union jack bikini flying at half mast

 

[Soldi]

Eurovision 2021 winner Senhit sends her regards

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I guess Diana's killer will never be brought to justice now.

 

[Lucille]

Eurovision 2021 winner Senhit sends her regards

Is he S.hit’s MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Worth remembering his mother was a schizophrenic nun

 

[octophone]

Boris meanwhile has CANCELLED his Monday trip to the pub.

He'll probably just get some cans in.

 

[Penelope]

He'll probably just get some cans in.

Or his face in a pair of cans

 

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The main reaction from the YOUNGER SIDE of the population seems to be WHY IS THE RADIO STILL PLAYING MORBID MUSIC, IT'S FRIDAY AND I WANT TO GET PISSED

 

[Diddy]

Worth remembering his mother was a schizophrenic nun

oh he had his mother’s eyes!

madness in his eyes

 

[Kate]

The main reaction from the YOUNGER SIDE of the population seems to be WHY IS THE RADIO STILL PLAYING MORBID MUSIC, IT'S FRIDAY AND I WANT TO GET PISSED

I'm taking this to mean I'm still young

YES YES SHUT UP

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm taking this to mean I'm still young

YES YES SHUT UP

SHE'S LEARNING

 

[Suomi]

I'm taking this to mean I'm still young

YES YES SHUT UP

Omg the Charlotte Perrelli indoctrination programme takes a great stride forward

 

[Soldi]

Omg come next winter Kate will be CRYING OUT for the return of MELODIFESTIVALEN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Radio 1 is playing instrumentals now if you want to have a memorial karaoke session