Pumpkin - what do you think?

[The Unholy Ghost]

Of course I could have gone to the lovely South African place in the station but it’s staffed by white people who infuse the biltong with race hate

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

My PUMPKIN search therefore continues and I’ll go to Clapham Junction if I have to. At least there’s a Lidl for solace

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The ELEGANCE!!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

DonovanJ clearly thirsty for Clapham Pumpkin barista. Hurry up with your BOOTS ON THE GROUND report for us @The Unholy Ghost - we want to know if he still works there

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

The ELEGANCE!!

Looks so cosy and inviting and full of strangers who are just friends you haven’t met yet

 

[jivafox]

I hope he survived his 40 min JERNEY without indulging himself in a breakfast butty

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I’m not sure whether the C. Junction Pumpkin is in that interminable fucking tunnel or on a platform but rest assured that I’ll pay ANYTHING to access that hotspot

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Actually you have to go through the barrier to get to the tunnel or platform at C. Junction anyway

#TfL #glassesemoji #beardyassistants

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I hope he survived his 40 min JERNEY without indulging himself in a breakfast butty

Died 20 minutes in. That’s the much-loved Pumpkin one star curse for you

 

[Cerro de Casa]

How could he have ever stood a chance when he missed out on THIS?

 

[Lucille]

How could he have ever stood a chance when he missed out on THIS?

Not that great a deal when the coffee is £17

 

[Lucille]

Of course that is for my triple shot wotsit shartaccino with extra cream and sprinkles.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Not that great a deal when the coffee is £17

49 POUNDS in the more des res areas darling. And you’d better get a speedy loan if you want SPRINKLE

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh I see you beat me to SPRINKLE

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

DO YOU WANT SPRINKLE WITH THAT always sounds so very common. Can’t they say BROWN STARDUST instead?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Not that great a deal when the coffee is £17

INDULGE YOURSELF!

 

[COB]

wotsit shartaccino

Will wonders EVER CEASE?! The very thought of this

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Of course I avoid the sprinkle question by never ordering PUCCINO or SHART drinks and sticking to double espresso or a short black Americano. So sophisticated and how very Continental

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Will wonders EVER CEASE?! The very thought of this

CHEASY CREAM

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

INDULGE YOURSELF!

The bacon’s apparently as good as any you’ll get in DOVER DOCKS

SILLY NOT TO!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Won’t be able to sleep now with all these thoughts of Pumpkin

 

[Devil]

Prepare yourselves, girls: I have devastating news from Wimbledon station. A very CLOSED PUMPKIN on the tram platform

There was one in the Wimbledon station?!

OMG I’ve been frequenting Leon each morning not even knowing

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

There was one in the Wimbledon station?!

OMG I’ve been frequenting Leon each morning not even knowing

Oh don’t start me on Leon but YES! Except it’s CLOSED!

 

[Devil]

So in my grasp. So far away You sure it’s not just some renovations for a Xmas themed Pumpkin?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

So in my grasp. So far away You sure it’s not just some renovations for a Xmas themed Pumpkin?

Maybe they only open for an hour a day to save on electric

 

[Kratz]

Maybe they only open for an hour a day to save on electric

Cold coffee and stale pastries don't require much power! Leave that to the hoi polloi at *spits* Delice de France

 

[Cerro de Casa]

*spits*

Sorry I just got a bit sidetracked.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh NO, the Platform 9 Pumpkin is definitely “temporarily” closed

WHAT IS THERE TO LIVE FOR apart from the much-loved branches at C. Junction and READING obviously

 

[Soldi]

Do we know if Liverpool Lime Street has a luxurious Pumpkin for all our European friends next year?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Do we know if Liverpool Lime Street has a luxurious Pumpkin for all our European friends next year?

Apparently not but there IS an UPPER CRUST

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I discover that there are branches of Upper Crust in STOCKHOLM AND CAIRO

WHY?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Is @RaspberrySwirl in Stockholm? I bet he can’t get enough of their FRESH BAGUETES AND TASTEY COFFEE

 

[RS]

I have only seen them in the central station and at the airport. They have delicious sandwiches (compared to the other places… we don’t really have the same sandwich ”tradition” as you have so the supply is poor).

However, I can’t eat any of that now that I’m not supposed to eat gluten.

 

[Kratz]

You can get one of the creamy drinks to guzzle though

 

[Mugatu]

I walked past the very glamorous Wolverhampton branch of Pumkin nearly every day on the way to my old job without even noticing its existence, never mind venturing inside for a grey lump of food and a cup of cold shit

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I walked past the very glamorous Wolverhampton branch of Pumkin nearly every day on the way to my old job without even noticing its existence, never mind venturing inside for a grey lump of food and a cup of cold shit

Gracious how appallingly fussy and ungrateful. Some of us are crying out for a cup of cold shit @Martha Skidd

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

“PUMKIN”

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You can get one of the creamy drinks to guzzle though

Excuse me you ordered a caramel latte and that's a cookie crumble

 

[Kratz]

Excuse me you ordered a caramel latte and that's a cookie crumble

Don't worry, I burned myself when the paper bag disintegrated. Happy now?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Honestly screaming at the PLOT TWIST of Pumpkin transitioning into the COFFEE ROOM and subsequent fallout

Has this actually HAPPENED do we know? Or was the Pumpkin brand just TOO ADORED to proceed??