Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[Diddy]

I was disappointed when the guards with the tall black hats didn't have elongated heads when they took their hats off

 

[Diddy]

It sounds like they keep shooting the gun and it's hitting the bell every time. Boris gets dropped into the dunk tank every time it happens, he's almost sober now

 

[Rachey]

Omg the corgis are there

 

[Diddy]

Sadness in their eyes

 

[Diddy]

The Duke of York there too

Sweatiness in his eyes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Duke of Gloucester there too.

No me neither.

 

[Lucille]

I just turned it back on did I miss the dogs?

 

[Diddy]

I just turned it back on did I miss the dogs?

dead now, of course


dead tired

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just turned it back on did I miss the dogs?

Yeah, they were immediately popped in the furnace.

 

[Rachey]

I just turned it back on did I miss the dogs?

Yes you did. They looked very cute.

 

[Diddy]

So are the Crown Jewels going somewhere after this? I just thought they'd be used by Charles

 

[GNL]

So are the Crown Jewels going somewhere after this? I just thought they'd be used by Charles

They get dusted off when it's time for Charles' coronation.

 

[Marina Salty]

The guy who's doing the voice over in BBC World sounds like he's a little dead too.

 

[lolly]

Just turned on. Are they at Windsor now?

 

[Diddy]

Just turned on. Are they at Windsor now?

Yeah they just parked outside the chapel so I think it's nearly finished (TV-wise)

Why are you turned on?

 

[GNL]

Why are you turned on?

The return of the coffin twinks.

 

[Finn]

I never expected to be given the absolute horn by some pallbearers. Delighted to see these eight STRAPPING LADS back again

 

[Diddy]

Still feels weird to have the crown on the coffin - it feels like she's been melted like the Wizard of Oz and that's all that's left

 

[lolly]

Is the crown blu tacked on?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I bet we could find the pallbearers on Instagram with little effort.

 

[GNL]

I hope they play Song 4 Mutya on the bagpipes.

 

[Finn]

By the end of the day there'd best be a Mail Online long read about who they all are, complete with hot topless holiday insta pics

 

[Diddy]

Feels a bit rough climbing the stairs, I hope they bubble-wrapped her

 

[GNL]

Love a bit of perpendicular architecture and some lovely flags.

 

[Star]

Is this a whole other service now?

 

[Star]

Did they even stop for some lunch?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The chapel is beautiful.

 

[lolly]

When do we get Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life?

 

[Diddy]

I want to go to bed soon, I guess a wank is unlikely at this rate

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Poor difficult queen of victims Meghan Markle has barely been seen today. I wonder what the usual clickbait racists will find to criticise her about today.

 

[COB]

I want to go to bed soon, I guess a wank is unlikely at this rate

I think anything is possible if you put your mind to it

 

[Marina Salty]

I guess a wank is unlikely at this rate

Oh go on Diddy, its good to release the tension.

 

[Diddy]

Oh it's a short one, only about 20 more minutes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not hard to find. Apparently #MeghanMarkleBulliedCharlotte

 

[Diddy]

Oh go on Diddy, its good to release the tension.

This MIGHT not be the place to bring it up, but does anyone feel like a wank helps when your nose is blocked? I guess the tubes are all connected somewhere

 

[Alla]

Did Elton and Britney perform already? Hope I didn't miss it.

 

[Lucille]

Oh it's a short one, only about 20 more minutes

The service or your wank?

 

[lolly]

I'm going back to the last episode of The Capture

 

[COB]

This MIGHT not be the place to bring it up, but does anyone feel like a wank helps when your nose is blocked? I guess the tubes are all connected somewhere

I've never had that, but if I have a sneeze on the way but not quite coming I find that thinking of sexy thoughts can make it happen The same way that looking at the sun can.

 

[Diddy]

I've never had that, but if I have a sneeze on the way but not quite coming I find that thinking of sexy thoughts can make it happen

The sneeze or the coming?