Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[Rita]

Camilla could NEVER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Never seen the COBRA BOMB tribute before. Beautiful.

 

[Phoenix]

Fuck, holiday cancelled (the province said no)

 

[Marina Salty]

Who dressed her when she got OLDER? She clearly offed the previous stylist.

Queen of Colour Blocking

 

[Finn]

The bigger worry about Prince Andrew is that he's getting the Corgis. He's probably in the sexy dog lounge thread doing research as we speak

If they were born before 2020 they'll be too old for him in dog years

 

[Soldi]

 

[Cloud]

Bloody hell he's grumpy. Though to be fair his mum's just died. I guess we'll see if he's as much of a twat once the grief has died down (I don't recall seeing this much whinging as Prince? Aside from calling Nicholas Witchell unbearable which is understandable)

Get him one of these...

Why does that rainbow unicorn pen look like a dildo and... where are they sold?? A-asking for a friend


(Scrolls down another post or so)

This looks like something you’d find in Cloud’s ASS.

Goddammit


Edit: I'll pass though. No flared base and I don't fancy explaining THAT one in A&E... ;3

 

[ButterTart]

Aww

This is pleasingly relatable. And look at QUEENIE just sitting down and getting on with it without a fuss.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I mean clearly she puts up with a lot of his SHIT but tell us something we didn't know ALREADY

 

[Sheena]

Don’t ask me how I stumbled across this, but there’s apparently some mad bloke who claims to be the secret love child of Charles and Camilla and is therefore heir to the throne. He lives in Queensland, Australia and is trying to get the legal right to have a DNA test done. I clicked on an article and they have a photo of him.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

PLAY UP POMPEY

 

[Marilyn]

He lives in Queensland, Australia

Popular gathering place for the unhinged

 

[Sheena]

Popular gathering place for the unhinged

So's Portsmouth to be fair, so he has the best of both worlds...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh I DO love a bit of POMPEY

@Sheena see you at the PLACEBO concert soon LOVE?

 

[Sheena]

Oh I DO love a bit of POMPEY

@Sheena see you at the PLACEBO concert soon LOVE?

Good GOD no. I haven't got the EYELINER.

 

[Sheena]

Pop in for a FERRERO ROCHER and a PACKET OF FRAZZLES if you fancy though, @Suedey

 

[octophone]

Today's news seems to be "family members will be part of the funeral cortège". Well, WHATEVER NEXT?

 

[Rita]

I wonder how long we will have Charles for. I always expected The Queen to surpass her Mother in age but obviously making it to 96 is exceptional innings.

 

[GNL]

I imagine the CenterParcs head office is just people screaming and crying rn.

 

[octophone]

I wonder how long we will have Charles for. I always expected The Queen to surpass her Mother in age but obviously making it to 96 is exceptional innings.

8 years. Absolute tops of 12.

 

[octophone]

I wonder how many people are going get pickpocketed in London on Monday? The fuzz will be busy busting anyone who doesn't look patriotically upset enough so it'll be an absolute open day for thieves.

 

[Rita]

8 years. Absolute tops of 12.

I’m not so sure. They seem to keep them alive for a good 10 years after their number is called so I am going to say 20 years.

 

[win_the_game]

I imagine the CenterParcs head office is just people screaming and crying rn.

So they’ve gone from locking people out to LOCKING THEM IN.

 

[lolly]

 

[rhythmbandit]

What a spectacle.

 

[GNL]

Kate has taken this too far.

 

[Ellie]

Hmmm

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Some interesting members of the public passing the coffin

 

[rhythmbandit]

Some interesting members of the public passing the coffin

It's a shame there's no 24 hour live feed.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a shame there's no 24 hour live feed.

THERE IS!

 

[rhythmbandit]

THERE IS!

Just heard it.

Also, can Floella Benjamin be on tv more, she's a fascinating speaker.

 

[Rachey]

The replies to this are very entertaining

I imagine the CenterParcs head office is just people screaming and crying rn.

 

[Eddie]

Are any moopy Londoners going to pay their respects?

 

[Marina Salty]

Redundancies for King Charles’s staff during mourning period ‘heartless’, says union

Up to 100 employees of Clarence House received notification they could lose job following accession to throne

www.theguardian.com

 

[Rita]

Hmmm

So Prince Andrew is still in line for the throne? WHAT?

 

[Lucille]

The fact he has nearly 100 staff

 

[Rita]

The fact he has nearly 100 staff

ANDREW DOES?

 

[Star]

Hmmm

I really don't get this. Why would it not be William stepping in?

 

[Rita]

Oh sorry, you meant Charles.

 

[Rita]

I really don't get this. Why would it not be William stepping in?

I don’t get it either. I also thought Andrew was no longer in succession for the throne?