Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[octophone]

Well, Narendra Modi has turned up, taking a break from presiding over a regime that makes Trump took measured.

 

[COB]

Murderous Saudi Prince Mohammad bin Salman won't be attending the funeral after all but has flown into Birmingham(?!)

Disappointing. I was looking forward to seeing how the event planners were planning to stop him from getting into the press area

It'd be a shame if he got taken to a random room while out shopping at the Bullring and carved up with an electric saw.

 

[octophone]

Hopefully there'll be lots of other human rights abusers there

Oh, there's an absolute Cunt Con going on at the afterparty.

 

[octophone]

It'd be a shame if he got taken to a random room while out shopping at the Bullring and carved up with an electric saw.

We can't afford the leccy bill for that, hacksaws only.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a shame so many of the great monsters are dead. Mind you look at what ABBA did with holograms...

 

[Lucille]

Stop it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Stop it.

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Your battery makes me anxious.

Also what is the app Simone has appeared on?

 

[GNL]

Hopefully there'll be lots of other human rights abusers there

Holly and Phil for example.

 

[octophone]

It's a shame so many of the great monsters are dead. Mind you look at what ABBA did with holograms...

"...and over there in the nave, we have Oswald Mosely, a close friend of the family in hologram form, enjoying a chat with Ronnie Biggs and indeed Fred West, who received a posthumous OBE for his commitment to gardening..."

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Stop it.

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How ironic Simone is UNHINGED (and not in a good way)

 

[Rachey]

Poor Huw looks exhausted

 

[Lucille]

Your battery makes me anxious.

Also what is the app Simone has appeared on?

Oh I just knew a BATTERY NAZI would appear!

He’s on HINGE.

 

[octophone]

Poor Huw looks exhausted

He looked pretty awful last night too. I hope he's getting a couple of days off after this. Can you imagine, 10 days of this and then on Tuesday morning, he has to tolerate one of Truss's twerps for an interview? Maybe we'll finally see him crack and he'll tell Kwasi Kwarteng to go and fuck himself with a cactus.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Truss twerks for an interview

Worth the subscription fee.

 

[Tisch]

So beautiful

 

[AGinAg (37)]

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So beautiful

Omg at the greyed out avatar.

That's respect.

 

[COB]

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So beautiful

Your avatar

 

[Rachey]

He looked pretty awful last night too. I hope he's getting a couple of days off after this. Can you imagine, 10 days of this and then on Tuesday morning, he has to tolerate one of Truss's twerps for an interview? Maybe we'll finally see him crack and he'll tell Kwasi Kwarteng to go and fuck himself with a cactus.

I just said to Mandy he deserves a break after this! It'll be fun to see actual news after today tho.

 

[Lucille]

Ok I’m watching this tat.

 

[Madison]

Who knew New Zealand had such wacky uniforms.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just said to Mandy he deserves a break after this! It'll be fun to see actual news after today tho.

Can't wait to see the fun coverage of Russian genocide in Ukraine and Brits freezing to death in their own home.

 

[lolly]

 

[lolly]

I've got fuck all to say about this whole sorry spectacle and won't be watching it. But in the quest for Ar Liz taking her rightful place at the top of the death chart, I will be sharing tweets.

 

[Lucille]

What other ghouls are invited? Are we getting Bolsonaro and Erdogan?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What other ghouls are invited? Are we getting Bolsonaro and Erdogan?

Bolsonaro declared THREE DAYS OF MOURNING after she died. So hopefully.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yes he's here.

 

[Soldi]

Big day girls. Hope everyone has researched the local cottaging spots. It's what she would have wanted.

My local spot is miles away but luckily I have a suck/rim session booked in

 

[lolly]

Quitting's outta the question

(for you @Suedey )

 

[Lucille]

Invites haven’t been sent to Russia, Belarus, Myanmar, Syria, Venezuela and Afghanistan.

 

[Rachey]

Can't wait to see the fun coverage of Russian genocide in Ukraine and Brits freezing to death in their own home.

Fun was a bad term

Interesting would have been better.

 

[lolly]

 

[Lucille]

Are we getting a representative from NORTH KOREA

 

[Rachey]

Everyone looks very cheery entering Westminster abbey for the funeral. I expected tears, people throwing themselves to the floor etc.

I'm now waiting for David Attenborough to arrive.

 

[GNL]

Play classical gas!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Making this thread LIVE FOR HER MAJ.

Insert your own joke here

 

[Madison]

What other ghouls are invited? Are we getting Bolsonaro and Erdogan?

Bolsonaro is desperate for stately footage to use in his election videos.

Erdogan went to New York instead, thankfully.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Have we overtaken the MJ thread yet

 

[octophone]

Invites haven’t been sent to Russia, Belarus, Myanmar, Syria, Venezuela and Afghanistan.

Imagine Putin GATECRASHED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What lovely LEOPARD PRINT

 

[Rachey]

Are the Red Arrows flying over