RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Penelope]

SYPHILIS

 

[GNL]

Bru-sheh-tta

Thankfully I don't pronounce it like this (because I drop the T).

 

[Pipo]

STICKERS ON APPLES, FORGETTING TO TEAR THEM OFF AND EATING THEM

 

[Diddy]

SNEEZING AS PERFORMANCE ART

ACHOOOOOOOOOOWWHOAWWAAAWOOOWW

 

[K.C.]

The process of using a corkscrew to remove a cork.

I have DELICATE FINGERS!

 

[Diddy]

OVERPRESSURISED SOFT DRINK BOTTLES.

I don’t know if they’re all like that but the Japanese ones are terrifying

 

[Penelope]

PEOPLE CONSTANTLY SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARM

 

[K.C.]

When people's pets JUMP on you.

 

[Lucille]

THE POST OFFICE

 

[Nancy]

CONTESTANTS IN THE FINAL ROUND OF POINTLESS WHO GIVE AN ANSWER THAT IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO SCORE POINTS WHEN THE ONLY WAY OF WINNING IS BY FINDING A POINTLESS ANSWER

EG - NAME AN ACTOR CREDITED WITH APPEARING IN MAMMA MIA AND THE CONTESTANTS SAYING MERYL STREEP. IT’S A WASTE! GUESS SOMEONE LIKE A MCGANN BROTHER WHO MIGHT HAVE HAD A CAMEO

 

[lolly]

Cafés which put those plastic things in their power sockets so you can't charge your phone/laptop.

CUNTS

 

[Iguana]

WORKING ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON

 

[Tisch]

SONGS CALLED THINGS LIKE "WALKAWAY/RUNAWAY/EVERYTIME" WHEN THEY MEAN "WALK AWAY/RUN AWAY/EVERY TIME"

 

[Nancy]

STATUES OF QUEEN VICTORIA

 

[Lucille]

LETTING AGENTS

 

[Nancy]

WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO AN ACT AS A ONE HIT WONDER EVEN IF THEY HAD SEVERAL HITS (EG AQUA, GINA G, PJ & DUNCAN/ANT & DEC)

 

[Penelope]

WORKING ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON

WORKING

 

[Nancy]

THE RICKSHAW CHALLENGE ON THE ONE SHOW

 

[Lucille]

THE ONE SHOW

 

[Nancy]

THOSE GATES YOU GET IN PARKS AND OTHER PLACES WHERE WALK INTO THE “PEN” SECTION, PUSH THE GATE AWAY FROM YOU, WALK FORWARDS, TURN AROUND AND PUSH THE GATE AWAY FROM YOU, EXIT THE “PEN” AND THEN CONTINUE YOUR JOURNEY. EVEN MORE OF A STRUGGLE WITH A BIKE.

 

[SystemAddict]

So-called UNPARALLELED SONGWRITING TALANT Sia’s attempt to rhyme “future” and “with ya”.

 

[Soldi]

PEOPLE POSTING THE DETAILS OF PRIVATE PM’S

 

[Zu]

BEING ACCUSED OF BULLYING WHEN I’M MERELY TRYING TO BRING A POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC VOTING CHOICE TO LOUNGERS’ ATTENTION

 

[Zu]

PEOPLE WHO CONFUSE THE MOD ELECTIONS WITH MOOPYRATE

 

[COB]

MY FAVES FIGHTING

 

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I hate when people try to use AVOCADO to make CHOCOLATE MOUSSE - WHY?!

 

[Ellie]

BROWNIES MADE OF PRUNES THAT LOOK AND SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE BUT BY GOD THEY DON’T TASTE LIKE IT

 

[Tisch]

COURGETTE MUFFINS

 

[Zu]

COURGETTE MUFFINS

if ever there were proof that the DEVIL IS AMONG US

Although luckily I’ve never had the PLEASURE

 

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People fusing together a HIGH HEELED SHOE and old plastic LEMONADE BOTTLE and charging £20,000 for the privilege

https://shop.tate.org.uk/phyllida-barlow-untitled-catch-1-2016/18026.html?cgid=limited-editions

I mean, I love art but this is RIDICULOUS

 

[Nancy]

QUEUEING FOR THE ASDA IN HULME

 

[Zu]

COURGETTES GENERALLY

 

[Tisch]

if ever there were proof that the DEVIL IS AMONG US

Although luckily I’ve never had the PLEASURE

COURGETTES BELONG IN MY ARSE, NOT MY MUFFINS

 

[Nancy]

COURGETTES BELONG IN MY ARSE, NOT MY MUFFINS

I HAD SEX WITH A BUTTERNUT SQUASH ONCE

 

[Tisch]

I HAD SEX WITH A BUTTERNUT SQUASH ONCE

EXOTIC!

 

[Zu]

COURGETTES BELONG IN MY ARSE, NOT MY MUFFINS

Always an idea to make sure that it goes in the RIGHT END UP

You don’t want the FLOWER playing havoc with your SNATCH

 

[Tisch]

While we're on this topic I have something to nominate for this thread.

SWEDE.

and especially

SWEDE MASH

 

[Lucille]

PETULANCE

 

[GNL]

THE FACT BUTTERNUT SQUASH IS SUCH A FAFF

 

[lolly]

BEING ACCUSED OF BULLYING WHEN I’M MERELY TRYING TO BRING A POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC VOTING CHOICE TO LOUNGERS’ ATTENTION

NOT HAVING A FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE MOST OF THE TIME NOW