RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[ZenGiraffe]

PEOPLE WHO WANT TO "HAVE A CHAT" INSTEAD OF JUST WRITING A FUCKING EMAIL

 

[AlgoAlex]

Characters using Americanisms in British films. You live in Newport Pagnell, why are you telling people to ‘quit it’?

OH GOD YES !!

 

[Nancy]

SLOW PEOPLE IN TRAINING WHO HOLD EVERYONE BACK

 

[AlgoAlex]

PEOPLE WHO WALK REALLY SLOWLY

 

[AlgoAlex]

People who stop and have conversations at the top or bottom of escalators

 

[Ellie]

Relatively young people who wait for a long time at a bus stop and then when the bus comes they hold everything up by asking the driver questions about the route when they didn’t even TRY to glance at the information or look it up on their phones first.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BUILD BACK BETTER

 

[ButterTart]

OH GOD YES !!

I was watching a shite British horror last night and it had clearly been written with US distribution in mind. They were calling each other ‘jerks’ and talking about stopping for gas. All delivered in stage school English accents

 

[AlgoAlex]

I was watching a shite British horror last night and it had clearly been written with US distribution in mind. They were calling each other ‘jerks’ and talking about stopping for gas. All delivered in stage school English accents

UGH. I think it was the most recent Bridget Jones and they were talking about THREEWAYS. NO it is a threesome.
And cell phone is used all the time in these yankie pandering things

 

[AlgoAlex]

BUILD BACK BETTER

I didn’t mind that one until the Tories got hold of it.

Also PUTTING OUR ARMS AROUND THE NATION.
FUCK OFF

 

[AlgoAlex]

It’s AUBERGINE not EGGPLANT :emoji_eggplant:

 

[Nancy]

I didn’t mind that one until the Tories got hold of it.

Also PUTTING OUR ARMS AROUND THE NATION.
FUCK OFF

LOUISE ALREADY PUT HER ARMS AROUND THE WORLD SO ANYTHING LESS IS A DISAPPOINTMENT

 

[AlgoAlex]

LOUISE ALREADY PUT HER ARMS AROUND THE WORLD SO ANYTHING LESS IS A DISAPPOINTMENT

Louise for PM

 

[Nancy]

PLUMPED UP LIPS

 

[ButterTart]

UGH. I think it was the most recent Bridget Jones and they were talking about THREEWAYS. NO it is a threesome.
And cell phone is used all the time in these yankie pandering things

But it’s okay, because somebody will use the word TOSSER at some point which will make it all authentically English and quaint.

 

[Kate]

All the other kids with the plumped up lips
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun

.... Sorry

 

[Cloud]

THE FACT THAT I CAN NEVER REMEMBER IF THE ALPHABET CONTAINS 24 OR 26 LETTERS AND SO I HAVE TO COUNT THE LETTERS OR GOOGLE IT EVERY TIME TO FIND OUT.

well that's rather unlucky (13)
Now double it
You're welcome!

 

[ButterTart]

THAT STUPID FUCKING BIT IN WOLF CREEK WHERE SHE SHOOTS THE KILLER AND INSTEAD OF SHOOTING HIM AGAIN WITH THE LOADED GUN IN HER HAND SHE HITS HIM ON THE BACK WITH IT AND THEN DROPS IT RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. I CHEERED WHEN SHE DIED.

 

[rocketstail]

MICK HUCKNALL.

 

[Nancy]

ANYBODY WHO USES A LIFT FOR 3 FLOORS OR LESS

 

[Soldi]

Nancy tuts and shakes head at poor lady in wheelchair for daring to get the lift up to the next floor

 

[Nancy]

Nancy tuts and shakes head at poor lady in wheelchair for daring to get the lift up to the next floor

PARAPLEGICS ARE EXEMPT FROM MY HATRED

 

[Nancy]

I SLEPT WITH A PARAPLEGIC ONCE

 

[Soldi]

Congratulations?

 

[Nancy]

Congratulations?

IF I’M HONEST, THE SEX WAS A BIT LIFELESS

 

[Zu]

QUITE FRANKLY I’m rather partial to a bit of SHIT CHAT

I’m actually mildly coprophobic thanks to my psychotic interlude of 2009 so all my chat about winnets and whatnot is actually a form of therapy and it’s always nice to SHARE IT WITH THE GROUP

 

[Zu]

There’s something you didn’t know before

OMG A VAGUELY ORIGINAL POST

 

[Nancy]

COPROPHOBIC?

 

[Nancy]

OH, YOU HAVE A FEAR OF SHIT

 

[Zu]

COPROPHOBIC?

FEAR OF SHIT

Oh you beat me to it. Well, it makes me slightly anxious rather than TERRIFIED

 

[Nancy]

I JUST DON’T LIKE SLOPPY SHIT

 

[Zu]

I JUST DON’T LIKE SLOPPY SHIT

You can join my in-lounge COPROCLUB if you like. Obviously I am the Chief Executive and everything I say goes

 

[Nancy]

I REMEMBER THE INTERNET SITE “RATE MY SHIT” WHICH WAS JUST PEOPLE POSTING PHOTOS OF THEIR SHIT IN THE TOILET BOWL FOR OTHERS TO RATE AND REVIEW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I REMEMBER THE INTERNET SITE “RATE MY SHIT” WHICH WAS JUST PEOPLE POSTING PHOTOS OF THEIR SHIT IN THE TOILET BOWL FOR OTHERS TO RATE AND REVIEW

This was THE WEBSITE in my high school days.

 

[Nancy]

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN “RATE MY POO” ACTUALLY

 

[Lucille]

A SHIT FOR MOOPY COMING A/W 2020.

 

[Soldi]

So I take it our Zu isn’t partial to a bit of SCAT then.

Poor Sheena

 

[Lucille]

I MIGHT HAVE A POOEY WANK SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT

 

[Nancy]

IT WAS A DECENT SITE AT FIRST, BUT LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS, IT WENT DOWN THE PAN

 

[Soldi]

I MIGHT HAVE A POOEY WANK SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT

I’ve never even heard of these?

Do you KNOCK ONE OUT whilst taking a shit?