RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Nancy]

COMPETENCY BASED INTERVIEW QUESTIONS

 

[RS]

COOKING PROGRAMS

 

[Iguana]

PSYCHOMETRIC TESTING

 

[Nancy]

WORK HARD, PLAY HARD

 

[OutSynk]

GOOD VIBES

 

[Iguana]

LOSING A BET

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GOVERNMENT CAREER ADVICE

 

[Zu]

GOTTEN

 

[Lucille]

MY LACK OF AMBITION

 

[Lucille]

WHEN MONZO TELLS YOU HOW MUCH YOU’VE SPENT TODAY

 

[Lucille]

GIN SHITS

 

[ButterTart]

ED SHEERAN BRAGGING ABOUT SPEEDING ON CASTLE ON THE HILL

ED SHEERAN SINGING ABOUT WOMEN IN A WAY THAT MAKES IT OBVIOUS HE WAS A VIRGIN UNTIL HE GOT FAMOUS

 

[Zu]

AUDIOBOOK ADVERTS ON YOUTUBE

 

[OutSynk]

ADVERTS ON YOUTUBE

 

[Zu]

SHOULD OF

If you use SHOULD OF, you SHOULD OF been strangled at birth

 

[Zu]

Overuse of LIKE in conversations on buses

 

[Nancy]

PERF WITH SURF

 

[Lucille]

STRAIGHT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE SUCKING DICK

 

[OutSynk]

Overuse of LIKE in conversations on buses

ONLY ON BUSES?

 

[Lucille]

ONLY ON BUSES?

Zu has never been on any other form of transport.

 

[Zu]

ONLY ON BUSES?

Well, anywhere but ESPECIALLY on buses

 

[Pipo]

GOOD VIBES

LIVE LAUGH LOVE HOME DECOR

 

[Zu]

Zu has never been on any other form of transport.

Writes MISS 388

 

[Pipo]

PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM TAKING THEIR KIT OFF OR GETTING THEIR TITS OUT AND ADDING A QUOTE FROM THE BIBLE AS A CAPTION

 

[Zu]

Did somebody say JUST EAT

Yes, the greedy voice inside my head from dawn ‘til dusk

 

[Nancy]

THE SMELL OF A PHARMACY

 

[Zu]

Vegans who have expensive back surgery (or any other surgery) on the NHS and have the audacity to complain on Instagram about the lack of CRUELTY-FREE FOOD OPTIONS like it’s a RESTAURANT and they’re PAYING

 

[Kate]

STRAIGHT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE SUCKING DICK

What's it to YOU!

Surely it just means more availability of "straight" men who aren't getting it at home

 

[AlgoAlex]

EXCEL FILES THAT TAKE DAYS TO OPEN

 

[Zu]

Not to mention the COMMENTS (on the whining vegan front)

“Oh you’re so right, They gave ME a HAM SANDWICH!”

 

[Ellie]

The phrase "I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT..."

 

[octophone]

HAVING TO SWAB YOUR RECTUM FOR AN STD TEST

Let me tell you the story of an MRSA swab...

 

[Nancy]

WHEN THEY GET AN ARCHBISHOP TO COMMENT ON SOMETHING POLITICAL ON THE NEWS

 

[octophone]

The phrase "I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT..."

or "NO OFFENSE", which equals - I'm about to be offensive and but the onus on you to react in the way I want you to".

 

[Zu]

The phrase "I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT..."

THIS. And yes, you’re not (not you @Ellie). You’re prefacing being a BITCHY CUNT

 

[Zu]

One of the sheltered housing managers I used to work alongside used to repeatedly use “I’m not being funny but”. Mind you, that whole TEAM was vile

 

[Nancy]

WHENEVER THEY INTERVIEW CAPTAIN TOM ON GOOD MORNING BRITAIN AND IT TAKES FOREVER AS HIS DAUGHTER HAS TO LISTEN TO THE QUESTION THEN REPEAT IT TO CAPTAIN TOM AND THEN HE TAKES AGES TO ANSWER BECAUSE HE’S SO OLD AND TALKS REALLY SLOWLY

 

[Zu]

WHENEVER THEY INTERVIEW CAPTAIN TOM ON GOOD MORNING BRITAIN AND IT TAKES FOREVER AS HIS DAUGHTER HAS TO LISTEN TO THE QUESTION THEN REPEAT IT TO CAPTAIN TOM AND THEN HE TAKES AGES TO ANSWER BECAUSE HE’S SO OLD AND TALKS REALLY SLOWLY

Easy answer to that one. Don’t watch GMB. I actually cannot because I am fatally allergic to Kate Garraway’s FACE AND HAIR

 

[Lucille]

GOALS

 

[Phoenix]

POKÉMON