RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Zu]

This reminds me of the time I went on a date, we arranged to meet at a cocktail bar, and when we got there he proceeded to whine about how he DIDN'T LIKE COCKTAILS.

I’m not all that struck on cocktails but then again I’d not agree to meet in a cocktail bar for that very reason

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

 

[Zu]

Some people just like having something to complain about

YES I KNOW I CAN’T IMAGINE IT EITHER

 

[Nancy]

EMMERDALE

 

[Lucille]

PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEIR HOUSE 20+ YEARS AGO SMUGLY TELLING YOU HOW LITTLE THEY PAID FOR IT.

 

[Lucille]

HAPPY COUPLES

 

[Nancy]

HAVING TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AS SOON AS YOU ENTER SOMEONE YOU’VE NEVER MET BEFORE’S HOUSE

 

[Tisch]

WHEN YOU DONT MAKE A SCENE ABOUT NOT DRINKING AND DISCRETELY ORDER A NON ALCOHOLIC DRINK AND SOMEONE ELSE DECIDES TO TAKE PERSONAL OFFENCE TO IT?

FOR WHAT'S IT'S WORTH I HATE THIS TOO.

HAVING TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AS SOON AS YOU ENTER SOMEONE YOU’VE NEVER MET BEFORE

 

[Lucille]

ARCHITECTS.

 

[Nancy]

ANYONE WHO HAS A SNUG

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MOVEMBER

 

[Nancy]

STOPTOBER

 

[Lucille]

CINEMA ROOMS

 

[Lucille]

MR. MIME

 

[GNL]

STREPTEMBER

 

[Nancy]

WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE YOUR AGE AND THEY DON’T HAVE A “WOW I DON’T BELIEVE IT” REACTION

 

[RS]

Sorry, but what’s a 4 IN A BED?

 

[Tisch]

MR MIME IS AMAZING

 

[Nancy]

Sorry, but what’s a 4 IN A BED?

USUALLY AN UNHYGIENIC DISAPPOINTMENT

 

[Lucille]

Sorry, but what’s a 4 IN A BED?

A BRITISH REALITY WHERE 4 B&B OWNERS STAY AT AND REVIEW EACH OTHER’S B&BS.

 

[RS]

Oh

 

[Lucille]

IT’S OFTEN LOW KEY EVENT TELEVISION

 

[Nancy]

AND THEY DO SOMETHING LIKE SOAP MAKING IN A BARN OR CAILLEACH DANCING IN THE RAIN AS AN ACTIVITY

 

[RS]

Any food/cooking show is

 

[Nancy]

WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING NICHE AND YOU DESPERATELY WANT THE REST OF THE WORLD
TO FALL IN LOVE IT TOO; BUT WHEN THEY DO, YOU HATE THAT IT’S BECOME MAINSTREAM

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING NICHE AND YOU DESPERATELY WANT THE REST OF THE WORLD
TO FALL IN LOVE IT TOO; BUT WHEN THEY DO, YOU HATE THAT IT’S BECOME MAINSTREAM

I have never got this. I love when my niche interests go mainstream. It just further solidifies that, as always, I AM RIGHT

 

[Kate]

WHEN YOU TELL SOMEONE YOUR AGE AND THEY DON’T HAVE A “WOW I DON’T BELIEVE IT” REACTION

UGH I HAD THIS AT THE WEEKEND with my friend's new girlfriend who isn't even fucking 30 yet

"I turned 40 this year..." *pause for reaction*
"Mmm hmm"

BITCH

 

[Kate]

WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING NICHE AND YOU DESPERATELY WANT THE REST OF THE WORLD
TO FALL IN LOVE IT TOO; BUT WHEN THEY DO, YOU HATE THAT IT’S BECOME MAINSTREAM

YES THIS TOO

"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE X, YOU STUPID IGNORANT CUNTS"
*X becomes popular*
"FUCK OFF THEY'RE MINE I SAW THEM FIRST "

 

[Nancy]

SELF-INDULGENCE

 

[Ellie]

UGH I HAD THIS AT THE WEEKEND with my friend's new girlfriend who isn't even fucking 30 yet

"I turned 40 this year..." *pause for reaction*
"Mmm hmm"

BITCH

I had this from my flat mate who is 9 years older than me, bragging about how all her colleagues can’t believe she’s 47. Personally I think she looks her age and no way would anyone with eyesight think she was less than 40. I ask her if I look my age (note that I used to get carded up until about 30) and she just goes “YES”. So starting the conversation to compliment herself but just being rude about the other person. Not endearing!

 

[lolly]

PEOPLE GETTING EXCITED ABOUT STARBUCKS RED CUPS

 

[Cerro de Casa]

People who say 'Bless your/his/her/its cotton socks'

 

[Lucille]

OMG THE WORST!!!

 

[Nancy]

WHEN YOU DO A POO THAT’S SOLID AND ROUGH WITH A HINT OF CHILLI

 

[Nancy]

THE PHRASE “POSTCODE LOTTERY”

 

[jivafox]

ANTHEA TURNER

 

[Soldi]

THAT SUNDAY NIGHT FEELING

 

[Zu]

NOT BEING ENTIRELY SURE WHETHER @Nancy DOES ACTUALLY TELEPHONE THE WINNERS OF FOUR IN A BED TO CONGRATULATE THEM ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS HIGHLY PLAUSIBLE

 

[Nancy]

FIREWORKS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Recruitment agents.

 

[Ellie]

Americans who use the question “Where are you AT?”