RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (3 Viewers)

WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING THAT’S AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BAG AND YOU RUMMAGE FOR AGES GETTING INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED BEFORE HAVING TO EMPTY THE WHOLE BLOODY THING JUST TO FIND WHAT IT IS YOU NEED LOOKING BACK AT YOU SMUGLY.
 
THAT I CANT FIND A CORDUROY CAP IN THE COLOUR I LIKE THAT ISN'T £45 AND NOT WANTING TO SPEND £45 ON A CAP BECAUSE I'LL JUST LOSE IT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
 
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Just listened to some woman on Popmaster today and when describing her "incredibly varied music taste" she listed: Billy Joel, Elton John, Pink Floyd, The Eagles and "all the way to Sting". So not that varied then.
 
Lucille said:
I’ve never quite got on board with lip balm, but maybe I’m just naturally JUICY.
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I find they make my lips worse. If I start using them regularly then if I forget, my lips will be chapped as fuck in a day or two.

If I don't start in the first place I can get by some winters without it at all.
 
Carmex (that is the little yellow tin, isn’t it) is the one I've got. The same tin, which has lived in the bottom of my winter coat pocket for about five years.
 
THE WAY MY FACIAL HAIR IS PATCHY SO I JUST LOOK LIKE A SCRUFF WHEN IT GROWS, BUT I HAVE DARK HAIR SO I CAN NEVER TRULY ACHIEVE A CLEAN SHAVE ANYWAY
 
Mine used to be patchy but it’s finally filling out now I’ve reached my ADVANCED YEARS (32).
 
Mine never has filled out. I reckon I could grow a lovely nose hair tache, though.
 
Mine has sadly still not filled out, but it’s better than before. Still can’t have a really big hipster beard like I’d want.
 
Lucille said:
The phrase GRIM MILESTONE.
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ESPECIALLY THE BBC NEWS SITE THAT HAS GRIM MILESTONES EVERY TIME ANY COUNTRY HAS A TOTAL NUMBER OF CASES OR DEATHS ENDING IN 000

ALSO THOSE STORIES HAVE THE RED “LIVE” DOT NEXT TO THEM, ARE THEY AT THE 2 MILLIONTH PERSON’S HOUSE OR SOMETHING?
 
PEOPLE WHO GREET PEOPLE WITH HOLA OR BONJOUR TO SOUND CUTE WHEN THEY DONT KNOW THAT LANGUAGE NOR ARE THEY TALKING TO ANYONE WHO DOES
 
Diddy said:
ESPECIALLY THE BBC NEWS SITE THAT HAS GRIM MILESTONES EVERY TIME ANY COUNTRY HAS A TOTAL NUMBER OF CASES OR DEATHS ENDING IN 000

ALSO THOSE STORIES HAVE THE RED “LIVE” DOT NEXT TO THEM, ARE THEY AT THE 2 MILLIONTH PERSON’S HOUSE OR SOMETHING?
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REPORTERS REPORTING BREAKING NEWS STORIES ON LOCATION, EVEN THOUGH MOST OF THE TIME THEY REALLY DON'T NEED TO BE ON LOCATION AT ALL

STANDING OUTSIDE A HOSPITAL REPORTING SOMEBODY'S ILL JUST IN CASE WE'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT A HOSPITAL LOOKS LIKE
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
REPORTERS REPORTING BREAKING NEWS STORIES ON LOCATION, EVEN THOUGH MOST OF THE TIME THEY REALLY DON'T NEED TO BE ON LOCATION AT ALL

STANDING OUTSIDE A HOSPITAL REPORTING SOMEBODY'S ILL JUST IN CASE WE'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT A HOSPITAL LOOKS LIKE
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ALSO
BREAKING NEWS- NEWS EXPECTED TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON ABOUT SOMETHING BUT HASNT YET
 
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