RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Nancy]

BADMINTON

 

[Nancy]

WHEN YOU KEEP TRYING TO CLICK THE X ON A PICTURE ON YOUR IPHONE BUT KEEP MISSING IT

 

[Soldi]

THE FACT MY HOUSEMATES THINK ITS WEIRD I SIT AND GET DRUNK IN MY ROOM BY MYSELF

BETTER THAN GETTING PISSED WITH THEM I TELL YOU

 

[Tetris-Rock]

PEOPLE THAT HAVE SHELVES WITH ROWS AND ROWS OF DVDS IN THEIR HOUSE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2020

 

[Tetris-Rock]

FUNKO-POP FIGURINES

 

[Tisch]

PEOPLE THAT HAVE SHELVES WITH ROWS AND ROWS OF DVDS IN THEIR HOUSE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2020

I don't know WHERE TO START

 

[Kate]

PEOPLE THAT HAVE SHELVES WITH ROWS AND ROWS OF DVDS IN THEIR HOUSE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2020

does three rows count

 

[Diddy]

HISTORIANS WHO EXPLAIN CLEARLY OBVIOUS THINGS ABOUT TECHNOLOGY IN A POSSIBLY SERIOUS WAY

“In Victorian London, they didn’t have mobile phones or iPads”
“Blackbeard didn’t have GPS or weather satellites”

 

[Diddy]

WHITE GAYS TWERKING

 

[Soldi]

TWERKING

 

[Diddy]

TWERKING

cultural appropriation is bad
But I never quite got on board with twerking being some cultural heritage. It’s not like it’s the Haka or something, it’s just arse dancing

and yet white gay guys doing it is still worse

 

[GNL]

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION DISCOURSE ABOUT FOOD

Like, of all Jamie Oliver's MANY crimes, are we really going to send him down for JERKING his CHICKEN incorrectly

 

[Diddy]

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION DISCOURSE ABOUT FOOD

Like, of all Jamie OLIVER'S MANY crimes, are we really going to send him down for JERKING his CHICKEN incorrectly

My youtube is obsessed with Uncle Roger disapproving of his Egg fried rice too

and then people reacting to that reaction

 

[Diddy]

REACTION VIDEOS

unless they’re really good which is about 0.5%

 

[AlgoAlex]

REACTION VIDEOS

unless they’re really good which is about 0.5%

I’d love to watch your reaction to reaction videos

 

[Zu]

BEING CALLED DEAR

@Soldi takes note and continues doing it on purpose

 

[Soldi]

You can never please that TRULY AWFUL @Zu-Klara can you?!

 

[Zu]

I’d rather be called awful, vile or a CUNT THAN DEAR

 

[win_the_game]

The Glasgow University accent.

 

[Soldi]

I’d rather be called awful, vile or a CUNT THAN DEAR

Noted

 

[Zu]

My hatred of dear comes from some prick teasing out of towner twat WHOSE TWITTER I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHARE repeatedly alternating between DEAR and YOU’RE A SLAG, the latter of which was presumably meant to get my gash twitching BUT DID NOT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My hatred of dear comes from some prick teasing out of towner twat WHOSE TWITTER I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHARE repeatedly alternating between DEAR and YOU’RE A SLAG, the latter of which was presumably meant to get my gash twitching BUT DID NOT

That's nice, dear.

 

[big ron]

POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD

 

[Soldi]

That's nice, dear.

Hyacinth?

 

[COB]

The Glasgow University accent.

Oh GOD! Bane of my life - I still don't know where it actually comes from, it's so affected.

 

[Zu]

That's nice, dear.

Be warned that I can turn VERY VIOLENT DEAR

 

[COB]

Once had a dalliance with a young gent who had somehow picked up that accent (despite not actually attending said university I HASTEN TO ADD), and would use it to coo such sweet nothings as LET'S GET NAKED and I LIKE BEING NAKED WITH YOU

 

[COB]

 

[Soldi]

@COB to post a video of him speaking in this mysterious accent please

 

[Zu]

Yes, what does it sound like?

 

[win_the_game]

I've been accused of having said accent in the past despite being from Edinburgh and having never gone to Glasgow Uni either. It really irks because I DON'T SOUND LIKE A CUNT.

Its becoming the standard professional-sounding accent for those of schemie/working class origins.

 

[Zu]

So is it FAUX POSH?

 

[Kate]

CELEBRITY EXAMPLES PLEASE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Half the people in my office have a Glasgow Uni accent. It's so much worse over a Zoom meeting.

 

[GNL]

IS THIS IT?

 

[Kate]

omg it's like BIP and her CUNT BURGERS but SCOTTISH

 

[COB]

IS THIS IT?

I was just about to post this

 

[Kate]

You don't want the chips
You don't want the chicken wings
You want the munchy box

 

[COB]

!

(But not outside our alloted eating hours )

 

[Tisch]

Well I can understand the Glasgow uni girl much better