RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (2 Viewers)

[big ron]

CHRISTMAS ADVERTS TRYING TO MAKE ME
CRY. I’M FUCKING DEAD INSIDE YOU CUNTS.

 

[Zu]

WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING THAT’S AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BAG AND YOU RUMMAGE FOR AGES GETTING INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED BEFORE HAVING TO EMPTY THE WHOLE BLOODY THING JUST TO FIND WHAT IT IS YOU NEED LOOKING BACK AT YOU SMUGLY.

BABY OWL MUST NOT BE KEPT IN BAG

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HOW MANY ADVERTS THERE ARE ON AMERICAN TV

 

[BoysForSeles]

Couples holding hands on narrow pavements and taking up the whole space when you’re trying to get past them in a rush.

 

[Rachey]

Matt lucas

 

[Kate]

Matt lucas

Aww why?

 

[Zu]

I can’t stand him either. SMUG AND NASTY

Although I‘m sure he‘s kind to pets

 

[Kate]

Is it because Bake-Off has no lesbian presenters any more

 

[Ellie]

I can’t stand him either. SMUG AND NASTY

Although I‘m sure he‘s kind to pets

Strikes me as someone who can dish it out but can’t take it.

 

[Zu]

Add THIN-SKINNED to my vicious critique

 

[Zu]

Although obviously I would be so kind as to call 999 or lend him my gloves if I saw him under a bus

 

[Lucille]

He super-liked me on tinder once.

 

[Rachey]

Aww why?

I can't stand him. I've always hated him. Honestly can't put my finger on why tho. But he's ruined GBBO for me.

 

[Rachey]

I also can't stand Paul Mccartney

 

[Ellie]

I also can't stand Paul Mccartney

You mean this didn’t convince you to convert to being vegan?

 

[Zu]

I also can't stand Paul Mccartney

Well no-one likes HIM. Apart from that bloke I met about ten years ago who seemed frighteningly obsessed. Naturally I was able to overlook it thanks to his NICE THICK COCK

 

[Zu]

He super-liked me on tinder once.

Did he send you nudes? I imagine he‘s quite dominant and unpleasant in bed, and probably quite SPITTY

 

[Rachey]

You mean this didn’t convince you to convert to being vegan?

Oh god I can't even watch it

 

[jyxz]

Tummy, tum and belly.

 

[Lucille]

Also NOM.

 

[Zu]

Also NOM.

I absolutely hate that. The spelling doesn’t even successfully approximate the sound anyone makes. Anyway must get properly dressed and go to Lidl

NOM NOM NOM

 

[Jark]

I also can't stand Paul Mccartney

I fucking hate Macca. Gross.

HOWEVER

poor dead Linda's chilled vegetarian meatballs are quite spectacular

 

[Jark]

FUNKO-POP FIGURINES

AWFUL!

Adult human beings spending actual real money on these things is quite baffling

 

[Zu]

Tummy, tum and belly.

I find tum slightly comedic but only acceptable in those terms. Under fives referring to their tummies is fine, but I do find it problematically babyish if adults use it to refer to their own innards. Naturally I prefer GUT (or GUTS) for various reasons

 

[Zu]

poor dead Linda's chilled vegetarian meatballs are quite spectacular

I had her sausages the other week and they were all texture no flavour

PORK NEXT TIME

 

[lolly]

PEOPLE WHO WAIT AT PELICAN CROSSINGS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

CRETINOUS SCUM

 

[Kate]

I don't bother pressing it if it's on a junction/roundabout where I know it's going to go green at a fixed time anyway. It makes no difference. Then I'm AMUSED if someone comes and very POINTEDLY pushes it anyway. Especially if they're TUTTING.

 

[lolly]

I still press them regardless, just to educate the TERMINALLY STUPID

 

[Rita]

Tummy, tum and belly.

EVEN LEGS BUMS AND TUMS?

 

[Kate]

I hope you sanitise afterwards

 

[Zu]

A lot of (but not all) sm- words such as smegma and smite

DIRTY

 

[Jark]

A lot of (but not all) sm- words such as smegma and smite

DIRTY

I quite like SMUT

 

[Jark]

I quite like SMUT

It's why 60% of my likes are for @Lucille

 

[Zu]

I quite like SMUT

YES. That’s definitely an exception

 

[lolly]

'SMIDGE'

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SMARMY

 

[Zu]

SMART

HORRIBLE WORD

 

[rocketstail]

The word TRANCHE. Mainly because I've only ever heard it used at work.

 

[jyxz]

EVEN LEGS BUMS AND TUMS?

I think BUM is almost as bad

 

[Nancy]

ZUMBA