RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (2 Viewers)

TRAINING PEOPLE AT WORK AND WHEN YOU ASK IF THEY UNDERSTAND THE INSTRUCTION THEY SAY YES WHEN THEY MEAN NO.

SAY NO NOW AND YOU WON’T GET INTO TROUBLE, BUT YOU SURE AS HELL WILL WHEN YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG FOR DAYS AFTER.
 
Lucille said:
WHEN YOU DRINK A BEER AT AN AFTERPARTY THAT SOMEONE HAS PUT THEIR CIGARETTE OUT IN.
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Years ago I drunkenly poured the remnants of a bottle of poppers into a drink I didn't want, and it was only the next day that I realised I may have KILLED A MAN.
 
THOSE ADVERTORIALS SIMON AND TIM DO FROM THE SET OF SUNDAY BRUNCH DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON SUNDAY BRUNCH
 
When films and tv shows have something supposed to be recorded on a handheld camera/phone/webcam etc and they feel the need to add graphics like a viewfinder and the words REC flashing in the top corner.

See also shots of looking through binoculars and the screen being binocular shaped.
 
Scooby Doo. Considering someone dressing as a ghost to scare off unwanted visitors has NO precedent in real life, the idea that these twats encounter it literally everywhere they go is fucking ridiculous.
And they FORGET every single pissing week and treat each new monster as if it’s genuine. OF COURSE IT’S NOT A G-G-G-GHOST, IT’S JUST MR FANSHAWE THE THEME PARK OWNER DRESSED AS A WEREWOLF.

And what exactly do they get arrested for at the end? Dressing up and sticking their arms out while they run? And why can’t Shaggy just behave like he’s a functioning human? As much as I DETEST Scooby with every fibre of my being it’s understandable that he’d levitate on a trail of vapours to the roast ham they’re emanating from. THAT’S WHAT DOGS DO. There’s no excuse for his owner to be doing the same thing.

I was thinking about this over the weekend and I genuinely think Scooby Doo is my least favourite TV programme of all time.
 
Actually when I worked in fashion I also had an arsehole accountant who called me up on expensing TAMPONS as if they could in any way be for my personal use.
 
ButterTart said:
Scooby Doo. Considering someone dressing as a ghost to scare off unwanted visitors has NO precedent in real life, the idea that these twats encounter it literally everywhere they go is fucking ridiculous.
And they FORGET every single pissing week and treat each new monster as if it’s genuine. OF COURSE IT’S NOT A G-G-G-GHOST, IT’S JUST MR FANSHAWE THE THEME PARK OWNER DRESSED AS A WEREWOLF.

And what exactly do they get arrested for at the end? Dressing up and sticking their arms out while they run? And why can’t Shaggy just behave like he’s a functioning human? As much as I DETEST Scooby with every fibre of my being it’s understandable that he’d levitate on a trail of vapours to the roast ham they’re emanating from. THAT’S WHAT DOGS DO. There’s no excuse for his owner to be doing the same thing.

I was thinking about this over the weekend and I genuinely think Scooby Doo is my least favourite TV programme of all time.
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I LOVE SCOOBY DOO
 
Artwork in frames spelling family names made out of scrabble letters. Or pebbles supposedly representing families.
 
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jyxz said:
When films and tv shows have something supposed to be recorded on a handheld camera/phone/webcam etc and they feel the need to add graphics like a viewfinder and the words REC flashing in the top corner.

See also shots of looking through binoculars and the screen being binocular shaped.
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Also when water splashes on the screen and leaves droplets, but in the narrative there is no cameraman or camera. Eg. The movie Gravity
 
@ButterTart sounds a bit unhinged about Scooby Doo.

I thought Shaggy was just like that because he’s stoned and hungry

I can understand Scooby doesn’t have a great command of the English language because he’s foreign, but why is Scrappy so much younger but talks normally? Can they hear him?
 
Fuck me - I never realised there were so many Scooby Doo relatives!

https://scoobysnax1.weebly.com/relatives.html

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Betty Lou Shaggbilly....
 
Is Shaggy from OLD MONEY? All his relatives seem quite well-to-do. He’s the original trustafarian.
 
WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO PLUG IN AN HDMI OR USB CONNECTION AND YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU TRY IT, IT’S UPSIDE DOWN. AND THEN WHEN YOU TRY AGAIN, BY SOME BIZARRE MYSTIC FORCE, IT’S STILL UPSIDE DOWN EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD SWEAR ON YOUR MOTHER’S LIFE YOU TURNED IT THE RIGHT WAY UP
 
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Lucille said:
Is Shaggy from OLD MONEY? All his relatives seem quite well-to-do. He’s the original trustafarian.
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"Scooby-Dee is also Scooby's movie star cousin, whom both Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Dum have a crush on."

Scooby-Doo's family also sound quite OLD MONEY tbh.
 
Shaggy has an ANCESTRAL CASTLE and Daphne a SUMMER HOUSE and BUTLER. They’re basically just a bunch of poshos pretending to be hippies and ruining everyone’s fun.
 
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