Diddy
愛してるって 言わなきゃ殺す
What is the relevance of an octopus?
Oh you can see that? I was drunk when I was typing it and it just appeared
is it a giant emoji or something? I deleted it but I guess the attachment is still thereWhat is the relevance of an octopus?
is it a giant emoji or something? I deleted it but I guess the attachment is still thereI need to stop saying "Jump in if I'm missing anything" when I'm definitely not missing anything.I constantly say ‘for want of a better term’ at work and I can see people hating me for it. I hate me for it.

‘Feel free to disagree’ or, you know, DON’TI need to stop saying "Jump in if I'm missing anything" when I'm definitely not missing anything.![]()
Yes! Especially in shops.Obliviousness
In the supermarket, in the road, on the road…why are people so oblivious to the presence of others around them?
I don't hate it when people manoeuvre cause am on their way, you can tell they're in a hurry and what else can they do?
I more of hate myself for being the cause of the disruption if I accidentally block them.
Obliviousness
In the supermarket, in the road, on the road…why are people so oblivious to the presence of others around them?
When you go for a sit down wee and it ends up all over the floor
Make your next video about flipping a tableI’m full of hate today, lack of sleep and I’m hungry, I guess.
Japanese are very good with lining up, but it gets taken to absurd extremes. I went to the Gyoza festival, every single booth had a line about 100m long that would take about 20-30 minutes, in full intense sunlight, even the eating area didn’t have any shade. Totally fucked
Now I need a new video idea
I’m overreacting but I just want to flip a table sometimes
Make your next video about flipping a table

Worse, BORN AGAIN Christians.Evangelical Christians
Like, but UGH back at you because you're the only person I've seen mention it this yearMay the fourth be with you UGH
