RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

[ZenGiraffe]

AUTO RENEWALS WITH NO WARNING

I am suddenly having to fight ExpressVPN for a £100 refund because they took it without any warning email.

 

[Ellie]

£100 is a lot! I think I pay about £60 per year to BitDefender for their anti-virus protection on multiple devices and VPN combined.

What does ExpressVPN do that’s worth £100?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh when I signed up for it, it was during a deal and I think I paid at most £50 for a year. I'd just forgotten to cancel.

Anyway they've refunded now thankfully

 

[funky]

People still PAY for anti-virus?

 

[Lucille]

Are viruses still a THING?

 

[Finn]

THE FACT THAT ‘LIEUTENANT’ IS PRONOUNCED ‘LEF-TENANT’ IN THE UK

 

[Lucille]

Girls in the office who are ALWAYS COLD.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Girls in the office who are ALWAYS COLD.

Pre-covid, our seven floor office building's climate control was decided by a random web form on our intranet.

The only person to ever use it was Jackie on the fifth floor who was always asking for the heating turned up even in the middle of JULY

 

[funky]

Everyone has known a Jackie on the fifth floor

PUT A CARDIE ON

 

[Tisch]

When colleagues short sightedly name a document "abcxyz NEW" but it never changes, and it's now five years later and you're still using the "NEW" version

 

[Joseph]

Reminds me of the “Please listen carefully because our options have recently changed” on phone calls

NO THEY HAVE NOT

 

[lolly]

'We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls'

No you're fucking not. How can it be unusual when you have that message all the time?

 

[lolly]

NOISY BREATHERS

 

[funky]

'We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls'

No you're fucking not. How can it be unusual when you have that message all the time?

omg this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SKIPPING ROPES WITH NO ROPE

The FUCK?

 

[Joseph]

Isn’t that just “jumping”

 

[ILL ADVISED]

When you finish watching something and the next show it offers you is something you’ve already seen

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Or even worse finish watching something on channel 4 and it wants to have you watch Made in Chelsea

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm sick of Doctor Who (2005) always playing after I watch Doctor Who (2023)

I've seen Rose plenty of times in my life, iPlayer, I don't need to watch it again

 

[Ellie]

Worst is my mum watching Neighbours on Amazon and then it goes back to Episode 1 from 1985.

 

[Ellie]

More back-pack wanker issues, but not exclusively them. The people with no sense of spacial awareness, constantly blocking door sensors in lifts and trains.

 

[Finn]

THONGS

 

[jyxz]

THONGS

for the feet or the waist? (or both)

 

[Finn]

AND PEOPLE WHO CALL FLIP FLOPS 'THONGS'

 

[GNL]

THONGS

A bit insensitive when the chamois thong disaster is so fresh in people's minds.

 

[disneyteletubby]

When people stay around outside your house/near where you and others live, with extremely loud music playing from their car.

 

[jyxz]

AND PEOPLE WHO CALL FLIP FLOPS 'THONGS'

I personally DONT, but I do have Australian friends who DO

 

[Finn]

'WHOLE BODY DEODORANT' AND THIS ADVERT FOR 'WHOLE BODY DEODORANT'

 

[Rita]

PEOPLE PLEASERS

 

[jivafox]

AND THIS ONE

 

[Finn]

That's absolutely rancid

 

[Lucille]

If I licked a pair of balls and they tasted like Lynx I’d be so mad.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

LYNX

 

[Rita]

I thought CERTAIN MEMBERS in the LONGE had an awful whiff of LYNX AFRICA.

 

[Rita]

Was going to stick a notice up in the STAFF ROOM but then…. Oh….

 

[Lucille]

Occasionally TRADE wearing a spritz of LYNX is regretfully quite ALLURING.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I thought CERTAIN MEMBERS in the LONGE had an awful whiff of LYNX AFRICA.

At the risk of exciting certain people, I spotted a can of LYNX BLACK in @Soldi's hotel room.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Rita]

At the risk of exciting certain people, I spotted a can of LYNX BLACK in @Soldi's hotel room.

I’m not sure I know what that smells like and I am not sure I want to. Lynx reminds me of the smell of my sons room when he was around 11 and before he got sense. All presents from family and friends at Christmas usually.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Celery