RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

QUEENS ON DRAG RACE REFERRING TO BEING 'IN MY HEAD' OR 'IN THEIR HEAD'

Just fucking stop saying it now please, it's silly.
 
When they mishear you in GREGGS and instead of giving you the FESTIVE BAKE you asked for, you get a STEAK BAKE INSTEAD, which you only discover later when you CHOMP DOWN and are met with the disappointing flavour of BEEF
 
Fake news

I've had steak bakes from Greggs before and let me tell you there is NO flavour
 
ZenGiraffe said:
When they mishear you in GREGGS and instead of giving you the FESTIVE BAKE you asked for, you get a STEAK BAKE INSTEAD, which you only discover later when you CHOMP DOWN and are met with the disappointing flavour of BEEF
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Probably the WOKE ENBY GREEGS SERVICEPERSON who doesn't agree with Christmas FFS :evil:
 
Spilling coffee down myself because I stupidly tried to drink it while I was shaking something else vigorously with my other hand.
 
When people run their tongue over their teeth *shudder*

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My watch saying not don many steps no dion zillion more paying loads scratch cards allways winning lower amounts odds evans yeae ever who gets em i dont i just unlucky fook my watch sats don 13 thousand 500 56 computer says no rong i no way over dat 😂😡🥹🤣👊🏼🙏🏿👍😂😎😀 bout get lot cards be lucky hit £10 my big win comming dezrved

Red ligers rules
 
Getting emails and notifications from sites that monitor your browsing, saying “Still thinking of booking?” or “You left something in your basket”

I even get them when I DID in fact make a purchase.
 
PARISIANS.

I’m arranging an event in the THIRD next year and have been told it needs to end by 10pm(!) In case le neighbours COMPLAIN!!!
 
Paris desperately needs PLEASANT SUBURBS so the rich and miserable don’t insist on living in the centre of town and ruining it for everyone else.
 
Lucille said:
PARISIANS.

I’m arranging an event in the THIRD next year and have been told it needs to end by 10pm(!) In case le neighbours COMPLAIN!!!
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Just ignore them. As an ignorant rosbif, they hold you in contempt already.
 
I was almost grateful when an old man approached me at a restaurant and asked if I wanted to hang out naked in his apartment on the Ile Saint-Louis, it’s a no honey but I’m glad the freaks are still out there!
 
Yes illegal to take shelter from the rain in a courtyard if that courtyard contains the entrance to a (if my experience from Parisian airbnbs has taught me anything) terribly decorated apartment.
 
WHEN PEOPLE'S EMAIL SIGNATURES PREFACE THEIR TELEPHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS WITH 'PHONE:" AND "EMAIL:"

WE'D KNOW WHAT THEY WERE WITHOUT THAT THANK YOU
 
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