RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

Maybe it was just that one time I drank all those PINTS on a DODGY STOMACH and said some RATHER INTERESTING THINGS to my boss which I'm sure someone will remind me of at the Christmas do despite it being over 20 years ago

Anyway as you were
 
Speaking of gaan aat for drinks, I'm sure I've said this before but:

People who, the next morning, text you wanting to know EVERYTHING. "What time did you leave? Who was there? What time they leave? Did you get McDonald's? Did you get a taxi? How are you feeling now lolololol. Was there any goss?" Either stay out with the rest of us, or let it go. I'm not your SPY ON THE GROUND (and also I feel like death, leave me alone)
 
Tisch said:
Speaking of gaan aat for drinks, I'm sure I've said this before but:

People who, the next morning, text you wanting to know EVERYTHING. "What time did you leave? Who was there? What time they leave? Did you get McDonald's? Did you get a taxi? How are you feeling now lolololol. Was there any goss?" Either stay out with the rest of us, or let it go. I'm not your SPY ON THE GROUND (and also I feel like death, leave me alone)
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Or worse when you speak to someone the next day who are like ‘Do you remember when you said/did this?’ and act smug because they weren’t as drunk.
 
My friends and all have an unwritten rule that there is NO DEBRIEF the day after.

Also I have NEVER felt the need to spit unless it’s on the head of a penis.
 
ANDREX WASHLETS NOW SPECIFYING 'UP TO 2 WIPES PER FLUSH' ON THE PACKAGING'

AS FUCKING IF
 
PARIS.

I’ve booked to go for my birthday next month and what do you mean you’ve closed the catacombs (the ONLY thing I wanted to do) until SPRING?
 
When they only allow people off the plane from the front.

You have TWO HOLES for a reason. Use them!
 
I don't bother with the movies but I was buzzed to go to McDonalds yesterday and get an odd pair of Grinch socks and his 'Grumble pie', soz x
 
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THIS PHYSICAL BOOK BEING MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A COLLECTION OF 0s AND 1s THAT GET TO ME VIA THE AIR
 
THE FACT THAT RON HAD A GREAT ADDITION TO THIS THREAD BUT FUCKED IT SLIGHTLY BY WRITING A WRONG WORD
 
Awful English people who mispronounce simple French words on purpose

PAN ERR CHOCKOLATT

Not even on purpose really. More trying to be comical

NO

It’s not that hard
 
Chill AdvICED 🥶❄️☃️ said:
Awful English people who mispronounce simple French words on purpose

PAN ERR CHOCKOLATT

Not even on purpose really. More trying to be comical

NO

It’s not that hard
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Oh fuck I LOVE mispronouncing.

Like Om-ni-potent. Mootard. Pate but rhyming it with Kate. I won’t say PAN though, I’ll actively say PAIN (as in argh pain).
 
We Tisch You a Merry Christmas said:
Speaking of gaan aat for drinks, I'm sure I've said this before but:

People who, the next morning, text you wanting to know EVERYTHING. "What time did you leave? Who was there? What time they leave? Did you get McDonald's? Did you get a taxi? How are you feeling now lolololol. Was there any goss?" Either stay out with the rest of us, or let it go. I'm not your SPY ON THE GROUND (and also I feel like death, leave me alone)
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Works Christmas party last night. This has happened FOUR TIMES this morning. Why do people CARE.
 
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