RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

Have probably said this before, but it just happens so often I cannot understand these types of people.

When you go to the theatre and the show has finished. The lights have turned on and there is no one left on stage. What would be the ordinary response to this? Perhaps start LEAVE maybe? If you struggle with getting up and down for any physical reason, I understand you may not be as fast as we’d like, but these people don’t even look like they’re even starting to get up. They just sit there staring ahead of them and then act shocked that you might want to get past them.
 
Somehow Loose Women was just on, them talking about "tan-maxxing: Why are Gen Z dying for a tan?"
Yes maybe a small white trend-following segment of Gen Z but not all. 😅

Also not a fan of Ruth and Coleen on the LW panel
 
I've probably done this before, but opening pill packs shouldn't cause minor injuries.
 
BATH TISSUE?

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CHARITY TOKEN VOTES IN SUPERMARKETS

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Which charity gets what amount of money should NOT be voted for by the public. YOU CAN AFFORD TO DONATE THE SAME AMOUNT TO ALL THREE AS PART OF YOUR TAX DODGE, YOU LARGE AIR-CONDITIONED CUNTS
 
Shirley said:
Personalised numberplates. You might as well have a window sticker saying I AM A TWAT. Hi to my neighbours who have FOUR CARS, EACH WITH ONE BASED ON THEIR NAMES
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Especially ones that are such a stretch to be an actual word.
 
Finn said:
CHARITY TOKEN VOTES IN SUPERMARKETS

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Which charity gets what amount of money should NOT be voted for by the public. YOU CAN AFFORD TO DONATE THE SAME AMOUNT TO ALL THREE AS PART OF YOUR TAX DODGE, YOU LARGE AIR-CONDITIONED CUNTS
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They haven't done it for a few years but my work used to send round an email asking us to vote for "Charity of the Year" with a small blurb of each one pleading their case. All wrapped up as a feel good "help us do our bit!" email when the reality is you're essentially telling one group of ailing people SORRY YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING ENOUGH. How are you meant to choose between big monsters Cancer Research UK to small fry Lil Mama's Donkey Sanctuary from down the road? The latter clearly needs the money more, but gasp! You chose donkeys over cancer? :shock:
 
Shirley said:
Personalised numberplates. You might as well have a window sticker saying I AM A TWAT. Hi to my neighbours who have FOUR CARS, EACH WITH ONE BASED ON THEIR NAMES
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I did want one that had KAM once, for Kylie Ann Minogue :D

I just settled with calling my car Kylie in the end.
 
When the delivery window keeps changing so you end up spending all day in your flat instead of going out and enjoying the sun.

Ironically it's a FITBIT I'm waiting for and it's meant I'm not getting my steps today :angry:
 
I have a 'still arriving today' as well. And now we won't be in to receive it. Can't wait to see what 'safe space' they decide to leave it in today.
 
People who wear cheap flip flops in busy urban areas. Sandals with some kind of support, that encompass more than just your toes, fine. But walking up and down escalators in busy train stations wearing what looks like a £2 pair of flimsy flip flops is just NOT WISE.
 
I went to the (unfathomable) DIY car wash today, and the guy in front of me performatively fastened his personalised numberplate to the wall for his clean so it didn't get wet. Why?
 
PEOPLE WHO EMAIL THE CONTACT ON YOUR OUT OF OFFICE BUT DON'T THINK TO CC YOU IN, SO WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM LEAVE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU CAN IGNORE THEIR ORIGINAL EMAIL
 
Finn said:
VAGUE OUT OF OFFICES [e.g. "Thank you for your email. I'm currently on leave and will get back to you on my return."]

Well when the fuck are you back, cunt. Is it tomorrow or are you on day one of a THREE MONTH CRUISE?
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Mine are usually this vague because FUCK YOU
 
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