RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Finn]

BRING BACK PROPER OUT OF OFFICES

 

[big ron]

I HOPE YOU DIE

I am currently away from moopy and do not have access to my replies. I will get back to you nevs xo

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BRING BACK PROPER OUT OF OFFICES

 

[Joseph]

VAGUE OUT OF OFFICES [e.g. "Thank you for your email. I'm currently on leave and will get back to you on my return."]

Well when the fuck are you back, cunt. Is it tomorrow or are you on day one of a THREE MONTH CRUISE?

I leave mine vague as hell because that usually causes people to fuck off

 

[jivafox]

Had someone the other day whose out of office was just "."

What the fuck does that mean?

 

[Joseph]

Had someone the other day whose out of office was just "."

What the fuck does that mean?

Essentially GET FUCKED

 

[big ron]

Had someone the other day whose out of office was just "."

What the fuck does that mean?

Hard for this

 

[Shirley]

Children (traditionally girls) who actually SCREAM at EACH and EVERY SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION

 

[Ellie]

Children (traditionally girls) who actually SCREAM at EACH and EVERY SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION

Girls do the screaming, boys do the play fighting that gets out of hand where they bump into people in public.

Play fighting after the age of 8 is ridiculous, but grown men in their 30s and 40s seem to regress to doing this when they’re drunk.

 

[lolly]

Girls do the screaming, boys do the play fighting that gets out of hand where they bump into people in public.

Play fighting after the age of 8 is ridiculous, but grown men in their 30s and 40s seem to regress to doing this when they’re drunk.

Apart from gay men. Who regress to screaming girls. And not necessarily when drunk.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The TENTACLES on things that 3D printed

 

[disneyteletubby]

At uni I knew more boys who scream than girls haha. And girls in their teens at highschool that were playfighting.
I lost the ability to scream when I was 7

I hate that people are loud/shouty or even play victim just to gain (unnecessary) attention or power. And that examples of those are everywhere.

 

[Lucille]

People who order drinks without ice or believe a business putting ice in drinks is a way of ripping them off rather than them trying to improve the quality of the drinks.

Cultures where this belief system is widespread (the North) to a point where it becomes impossible to get more than two ice cubes in a gin and tonic.

 

[lolly]

I just generally don't like much ice, and think that beyond a certain point, it makes little difference.

That said, I would fully expect that if I ordered a drink that normally came in a glass full of ice, that if I only asked for a handful of cubes that the glass wouldn't be filled to the brim.

 

[lolly]

The word 'dreamy'. In pretty much any context I can think of.

 

[Lucille]

If you put two ice cubes in a drink they melt so quickly it dilutes the drink more than a glass full of ice.

 

[lolly]

Don't more cubes melt more slowly, but there is still more ice to melt, so it's more to do with how quickly you intend to drink it?

 

[lolly]

Anyway, it's a bit of a moot point for me because I don't even refrigerate Coke.

 

[lolly]

Don't more cubes melt more slowly, but there is still more ice to melt, so it's more to do with how quickly you intend to drink it?

 

[straightorbroken]

People making love hearts with their hands. They should be cropped out of every picture.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[Kala]

VAGUE OUT OF OFFICES [e.g. "Thank you for your email. I'm currently on leave and will get back to you on my return."]

Well when the fuck are you back, cunt. Is it tomorrow or are you on day one of a THREE MONTH CRUISE?

This could be because they are on long term sick, and there is no date for a return.

 

[Kala]

People making love hearts with their hands. They should be cropped out of every picture.

I don't mind this, but it's when they do this with two fingers that annoys me. It doesn't even look like a love heart! Fucking Gen Z and Alpha

 

[Lucille]

 

[Shirley]

Road junctions where a single carriageway randomly turns into two lanes before you get to the lights/roundabout and then immediately merges into one again after the junction

 

[Kala]

I think people have a right especially if it's FISH and stinks the place out!

 

[Kala]

Road junctions where a single carriageway randomly turns into two lanes before you get to the lights/roundabout and then immediately merges into one again after the junction

The two lanes are there for a reason...

 

[Shirley]

I know but it still annoys me

 

[Shirley]

Apparently you are suppose to merge nicely in turn and not zoom right up whichever is the emptier lane and cut in in a desperate attempt to get maybe even as many as three cars ahead. WHO KNEW

 

[disneyteletubby]

Regarding the heart hands I don't mind them, but I wouldn't do some heart gesture for a photo (haha I sometimes do two thumbs up).
That finger heart thing is actually Korean and originated in the 90s.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MINI KEYBOARDS

 

[Jark]

people who says "how's you". and people who list all the things they DON'T like in their grindr profile.

(in mine I've written that "how's u" won't get a response xx)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Getting AI songs stuck in your head

And worse FRENCH AI SONGS!

 

[Shirley]

OXFORD COMMAS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I support Oxford commas. They're clean, versatile, and make things more readable.

 

[Shirley]

I took about 1000 of them out of something and have been sent a list instructing me to reinstate every single one. SOMETIMES one is useful to make things clearer, but mostly I feel they are UNNECESSARY

 

[big ron]

Oxford commas are WOKE and for YANKS.

 

[big ron]

Anyway, I fucking hate uPVC windows. Specifically GREY ones, but they're all ugly as fuck.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oxford commas are WOKE and for YANKS.

Where do you think the OXFORD in OXFORD COMMA is!?

 

[big ron]

Where do you think the OXFORD in OXFORD COMMA is!?

Oh, I know where it comes from, but it's still used/obsessed over more by Americans.