RANDOM THINGS YOU LOVE

The girl at the last bar (rip) I went to who got the drinks mixed up then uttered "sorry I'm SO HUNGOVER"
The bar girl at one of my FAVOURITE bars in Berlin who, the first time i went and asked if she'd do me a Long Island, said "well I'd rather NOT!"
 
I was in a meeting at work yesterday and realised there was a plastic bag in the small "drugs bit" of my jeans I hadn't worn since last winter but have had on for three days. I was SO excited. I had to make excuses and go to the toilet, just to find it was empty and I was DEVASTATED. Not sure what I was going to do at 10:45am in the middle of my office in WALES, but still...
 
A really EASY first date where the chemistry is a BREEZE and you can't quite believe you felt nervous 2 hours ago because SURELY you're gping to MARRY THIS MAN
 
Seeing someone you used to date and they were a cunt to you and they've gotten FAT/ OLD/ RANK
 

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