Rate the Celebdaq #1s of 2025

[Penelope]

PLEASE RATE FAST!

00 Lewis Capaldi - The Lewis Capaldi Song (Version 22) [1 week]
00 Enyu - Come Into My Dungeon [2 weeks]
00 K Walsh ft. Suomi - Shoplifting [6 weeks]
00 Klarna Hammerthöng - Un and Un and Un [3 weeks]
00 Victorua Silvstedt - Love It! [2 weeks]
00 Nuall Horun - Mow Ur Lawn [4 weeks]
00 Enyu - Only Time (Official Rugby Women's World Cup Song) [16 weeks]
00 Artists 4 Mutya Buena - Song 4 Mutya (Dying) [3 weeks]
00 Sabrinu Carpenter - Reverse Cowgirl (On A Corgi) [1 week]
00 Madonna & Elton John - Can You Feel My Cunt Tonight? [2 weeks]
00 Tased Twatlips - Egyptian Homosexual [2 weeks]
00 Cherlu Cole-Payne-Tweedy-Fernandez-Versini - Smoking While Pregnant [3 weeks]
00 Nadua Oh - Flaps In The Breeze (Slag!) [1 week]
00 Twix 4 Dippin - Feeding Dogs Chocolate [1 week]
00 Kimberlu Walsh ft. Faith Uvans - I'll Be Missing (M)U(tya) [2 weeks]
00 Elton John - Vape Cloud In The Wind / Something About The Way Mu Look Tyanight [1 week]
00 George Michael - Outside [1 week]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

05 Lewis Capaldi - The Lewis Capaldi Song (Version 22) [1 week]
12455 Enyu - Come Into My Dungeon [2 weeks]
?? K Walsh ft. Suomi - Shoplifting [6 weeks] (Did you make this one up?)
09 Klarna Hammerthöng - Un and Un and Un [3 weeks]
12 Victorua Silvstedt - Love It! [2 weeks]
09 Nuall Horun - Mow Ur Lawn [4 weeks]
12 Enyu - Only Time (Official Rugby Women's World Cup Song) [16 weeks]
02 Artists 4 Mutya Buena - Song 4 Mutya (Dying) [3 weeks]
12 Sabrinu Carpenter - Reverse Cowgirl (On A Corgi) [1 week]
03 Madonna & Elton John - Can You Feel My Cunt Tonight? [2 weeks]
12 Tased Twatlips - Egyptian Homosexual [2 weeks]
07 Cherlu Cole-Payne-Tweedy-Fernandez-Versini - Smoking While Pregnant [3 weeks]
06 Nadua Oh - Flaps In The Breeze (Slag!) [1 week]
03 Twix 4 Dippin - Feeding Dogs Chocolate [1 week]
03 Kimberlu Walsh ft. Faith Uvans - I'll Be Missing (M)U(tya) [2 weeks]
06 Elton John - Vape Cloud In The Wind / Something About The Way Mu Look Tyanight [1 week]
12 George Michael - Outside [1 week]

 

[K.C.]

-1 Lewis Capaldi - The Lewis Capaldi Song (Version 22) [1 week] Cheap Luwis knockoff
09 Enyu - Come Into My Dungeon [2 weeks]
05 K Walsh ft. Suomi - Shoplifting [6 weeks] MORAL MAYHEM: Law-abiding gays condemn song "We hate the feature!"
?? Klarna Hammerthöng - Un and Un and Un [3 weeks]
08 Victorua Silvstedt - Love It! [2 weeks]
00 Nuall Horun - Mow Ur Lawn [4 weeks] Found DEAD on lawn (unmowed)
10 Enyu - Only Time (Official Rugby Women's World Cup Song) [16 weeks]
10 Artists 4 Mutya Buena - Song 4 Mutya (Dying) [3 weeks] Secret will found stuffed in sarcophogus lining "Bury me with Kerry"
07 Sabrinu Carpenter - Reverse Cowgirl (On A Corgi) [1 week] Noted friend Ayatollah overheard at album launch "I introduced her to that fucking corgi!"
00 Madonna & Elton John - Can You Feel My Cunt Tonight? [2 weeks] Long-lost limited edition Labubu found in Elton John's cunt "I made some great friends there"
04 Tased Twatlips - Egyptian Homosexual [2 weeks] Al-Sisi: "I'M A QUEEN!"
11 Cherlu Cole-Payne-Tweedy-Fernandez-Versini - Smoking While Pregnant [3 weeks] Baby Cherlu finally sues for damages (brain) "I've made up my mind"
08 Nadua Oh - Flaps In The Breeze (Slag!) [1 week]
08 Twix 4 Dippin - Feeding Dogs Chocolate [1 week]
09 Kimberlu Walsh ft. Faith Uvans - I'll Be Missing (M)U(tya) [2 weeks]
06 Elton John - Vape Cloud In The Wind / Something About The Way Mu Look Tyanight [1 week]
08 George Michael - Outside [1 week]

 

[Lucille]

I’m so out of touch with the charts because I don’t know ANY of these songs.

 

[Penelope]

I’m so out of touch with the charts because I don’t know ANY of these songs.

You know Outside! And SHOPLIFTING!