Rate the UK #1s of 2019

[VoR]

Annual attempt to at least stay vaguely current. No PMs please, just rate in the thread and I'll add it up in a week or so if we get enough scores.

00 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
00 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
00 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
00 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
00 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
00 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
00 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
00 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
00 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[AGinAg (37)]

09 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
00 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
00 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
09 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
08 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
00 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
00 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
08 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
07 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[VoR]

Spoiler: Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho

Spoiler: Ariana Grande - 7 Rings

Spoiler: Ariana Grande - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored

Spoiler: Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved

Spoiler: Lil Nas X - Old Town Road

Spoiler: Stormzy - Vossi Bop

 

[VoR]

Spoiler: Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care

Spoiler: Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita

Spoiler: Ed Sheeran ft. Khalid - Beautiful People

Spoiler: Ed Sheeran ft. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London

Spoiler: Tones & I - Dance Monkey

Spoiler: LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls

Spoiler: Ellie Goulding - River

 

[lolly]

I'd like to see a comparison of overall/sales/streaming #1s, but without going through the OCC website week by week, I don't see a way of doing it quickly.

I think I may keep a record of it in the 2020 chart thread.

 

[lolly]

08 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
05 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
05 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
08 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
07 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
07 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
04 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
05 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
06 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
05 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
07 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
07 Ellie Goulding - River

Really pissed off Dua Lipa isn't there.

 

[Indie]

I've not heard any of these. I might have a quick listen later for a laugh.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I know the first two. The rest I can't even bring myself to listen to.

 

[NonEvent]

10 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
00 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
05 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
08 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
07 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
01 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
05 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
03 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
06 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

A really bad year

 

[Mugatu]

Even as one of Moopy's youngest, hottest posters, I successfully managed to avoid hearing 8 of these all year. Nobody cares about the charts anymore.

03 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
06 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
00 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
00 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
08 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
00 Stormzy - Vossi Bop - I remember when grime used to be dangerous, not just something for middle-aged music columnists in the Guardian who don't know any black people.
00 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
03 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London - Never bothered to listen all the way through, but I like to imagine it's about Ed and Jessie J finally taking it back to the days when they were on Old Street doing an urban gig :black:
00 Tones & I - Dance Monkey - ABHORRENT
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls - FUCK OFF
00 Ellie Goulding - River - I'm amused that this goat-voiced chanteuse has now been forced to become a full-time anonymous John Lewis cover song performer.

 

[VoR]

10 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
03 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
05 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
07 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
07 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
06 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
03 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
07 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
02 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
02 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
06 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
-1 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
05 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[Suomi]

09 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
00 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
00 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
00 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
00 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
00 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
00 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
00 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
08 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[Devil]

We have commercial radio on in the office at times, so some of these I don't think I've heard but I no doubt have. Those ones get 00 as they obviously didn't impress me in the slightest/

I know we are all getting old, but fuck me what an awful bloody year. The only one I actually like was from last year.

08 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
03 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
06 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
05 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
05 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
00 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
03 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
03 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
04 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
02 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
06 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[octophone]

00 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
05 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
02 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
00 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
00 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
02 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
00 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
03 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
00 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

Makes you long for the days when we had 25-30 number ones in a year...

 

[Kevin]

10 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
08 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
07 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
06 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
07 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
05 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
06 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
08 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
07 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
04 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
10 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
06 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[dmlaw]

05 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
01 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
00 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
09 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
06 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
07 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
03 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
06 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
05 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
03 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[Pipo]

07 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho - this might have sound great on paper but it turns out to be a very gaga-lite wet fart
10 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings - I don't know why I genuinely loved this in a non-ironic way. one of those songs that gave birth to ENDLESS gay interest witty Instagram captions
00 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored - what a boring NOTHINGY song, she even sounds dead in it
07 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
09 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road - I liked the video more than the song
06 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
-1 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care - ed sheeran is one of the worst music offenders to have happened during the last 10 years (except for literally TWO songs)
00 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita -
05 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
03 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
08 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[POP!]

10 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
07 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
06 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
04 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
06 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
00 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
07 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
04 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
03 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
02 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River

 

[Berly]

08 Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho
06 Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
04 Ariana Grande - Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
09 Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
07 Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
00 Stormzy - Vossi Bop
05 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
08 Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello - Senorita
03 Ed Sheeran feat. Khalid - Beautiful People
00 Ed Sheeran feat. Stormzy - Take Me Back To London
02 Tones & I - Dance Monkey
00 LadBaby - I Love Sausage Rolls
00 Ellie Goulding - River