Real Housewives of New Jersey

I'm a bit over Housewives at the moment having watched TOO MUCH over lockdown, but I'm GAGGED they still haven't updated the Jersey intro? :D

All of the women basically have completely different FACES in 2022 :D And Jen still stuck in that red dress? :D
 
The OG British Jersey housewife :disco:
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If the rumours are true about Joe Gorga remortgaging his parents' house for cash, defaulting on payments and causing them to eventually lose it, then all his rants about Joe Giudice ruining his parents' lives are all the more ludicrous, and no wonder Teresa's kids can't stand him.

And again, if those rumours are true, then he should be very grateful to Gia and Milania that they've stayed classy enough not to bring it up on camera during their rows.
 
Gia apparently getting 50K for this season, which is why she's getting properly lit confessionals and seems like a Friend Of.
Why BOTHER getting an education when you can just slop around on camera after your mother for a few months and get a decent salary :D

This week's episode was a COMPLETE FLOP for me. Jen not appearing on camera until 30 minutes in? Jackie's storyline being an EATING DISORDER? A Househusbands scene??? KEEP IT!
 
Margret is truly the worst.

Little bitch girl :D
 
Like Jennifer says stupid shit but the 3 of them immediately hang up on her. It’s worse than BH.
 
This show would be NOTHING without Jennifer.
It's sad to see hers and Bill's marriage dissolve on screen through. Bill is probably my fave Housewives-husband, and to see him so CHECKED OUT and over it all is just quite sad :( Not to mention that he probably works QUITE HARD and is flipping knackered when being forced to film for the show by his fabulous but demonic wife :(

I bet he just wants to lock himself away in his mansion (with 18 bathrooms :disco:) and have a WANK!

I doubt they will divorce. They have too many kids, and as much as he clearly hates her - Bill won't want Jennifer to get her hands on his money :D
 
There's also gossip flying around that Joe and Melissa are doing/have been doing something dodgy in regards to their house and mortgage, but I don't completely understand how US property works to be able to explain. But in short: CROOKED!
 
CONFUSED as to why David is the only medical professional in New Jersey that is able to help out Dolores' Mum :D

Also 10 minutes into this week's episode and we haven't seen a Housewife yet? KEEP IT!
 
and as much as I wish he would get a haircut, I continue to feel for Bill Aydin. He just seems like he's had enough of EVERYTHING to do with this show :D / :(
 
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and as much as I wish he would get a haircut, I continue to feel for Bill Aydin. He just seems like he's had enough of EVERYTHING to do with this show :D / :(
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Have we even had taglines this season? And a midseason trailer already? Another 13 episode season then. Why aren't their seasons as long as the others?

Just give the husbands their own show (that we don't watch) and get rid. Bill seems particularly checked out this season, I'd say he's raging his affair was exposed and probably blames Jen for it.
 
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Have we even had taglines this season? And a midseason trailer already? Another 13 episode season then. Why aren't their seasons as long as the others?

Just give the husbands their own show (that we don't watch) and get rid. Bill seems particularly checked out this season, I'd say he's raging his affair was exposed and probably blames Jen for it.
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OMG that's so true? At least on Hayu via Amazon Prime (how I watch) the taglines have been CHOPPED this season - and that's a real shame as Jennifer's "I may have a new NOSE, but I can still smell a RAT" (words may slightly differ) is one of the best taglines EVER :D

I've seen quite a bit of CHATTER online about how much screentime the husbands are getting this season. I've always found Bill the most appealing by far, with him so checked out the dynamic just seems VERY OFF. Not to mention Teresa's red-faced GOON being actively repulsive.
 
Yeah and Louis is just one giant big red flag and it’s just exhausting watching his orange steroid filled face
 
The season started off strong but the last 3 episodes have been a slog.

How DULL and IRRELEVANT is the blonde friend of whose name escapes me? I do love the fact she was cut as a main wife literally a day before the trailer dropped :D
 
What a self own to call your athletic line a pair of black leggings after everyone declined to wear them.

Jen is carrying the season on her back.
 
Is it in Housewives contracts this year that someone MUST wear feathers at a reunion?
 
Teresa turning Marge's white dress completely RED next week with BLOOD A WOO WOO COCKTAIL :D
 
I didn’t hate the reunion but watching Teresa reduced the IQ. What a dumbass.
 
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