Real Housewives of New York

[ZenGiraffe]

And she ran a marathon.

Life is her marathon!

 

[Frozen]

Shame all her good summers are gone

 

[jivafox]

The first three episode descriptions are up. RHONY feeding us immediately with multiple group scenes. The other cities could NEVER.

Spoiler

 

[Iguana]

I'm halfway through season 3 and they've just randomly introduced a new Housewife, I was not ready.

But the new Housewife is Sonja who I understand may be fundamental.

 

[K.C.]

I'm halfway through season 3 and they've just randomly introduced a new Housewife, I was not ready.

But the new Housewife is Sonja who I understand may be fundamental.

She's the best one.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Sonja rounds up my top 3 after Luann & Bethenny.

 

[Lucille]

Yeah Sonja is a top tier NY wife, and frequently the most ridiculous.

 

[Iguana]

Yeah Sonja is a top tier NY wife, and frequently the most ridiculous.

More ridiculous than the ones I already know? FFS!

 

[Iguana]

Bear in mind I'm aware of RAMONA

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Sonja is iconic.

The house!

The interns!

The Morgan letters!

The binge drinking (mixed with pills)!

The toaster oven!

etc. etc.

It's a bottomless pit with her...

 

[jivafox]

In this house we stan Sonja Tremont Morgan

 

[Lucille]

Sonja is probably the MESSIEST DRUNK, and there's a faint whiff of tragedy about her whole life, but she's also frequently A LOT OF FUN, and probably the CHAOTIC GOOD to Ramona's CHAOTIC EVIL.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[K.C.]

Sonja is the least deserving housewife of the mess she goes through. I find her so sweet.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

A single moment more iconic than some Housewives' entire careers.

 

[K.C.]

 

[jivafox]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

WAZZZUP!!!!

 

[Frozen]

I do ADORE Lady Morgan

 

[ZenGiraffe]

*Tinsley has (legitimate) breakdown about her dogs death*

Ramona: "This is serious. She isn't wearing lip gloss or lashes"

 

[Lucille]

That is SERIOUS!

Remember a good set of lashes can fix ANYTHING, even a MUG SHOT.

 

[Phoenix]

this is about a Bachelor contestant who came out

 

[jivafox]

 

[K.C.]

Ooooop. I love you Carole, but CHECK

 

[jivafox]

 

[Bluejeans]

Surprised at that tin-eared outburst from Princess Carole.

 

[K.C.]

WAIT. Did Heather just try getting GHETTO?! "Don't tell me anything MOTHERFUCKER. Don't tell me NOTHIN' " It's almost cute.

That random Amanda woman got the worst editing and she ain't even a housewife LOL!

 

[K.C.]

This moment is burned into my corneas forever. The droopy masks while casually gossiping, the "verbally raping me", the TEA MUG!

I screamed.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[jivafox]

I may say the wrong thing, but my intentions are always right

 

[jivafox]

They’re all so shit

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She died Aviva, that's not a compliment.

 

[Phoenix]

That is so good. That last scene as they exit the house and the wind is blowing them. That’s art.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It also reminded me that I need to have this on hand for the next big politics argument.

 

[Lucille]

I love how indignant Luann is when she says ‘is she trying to interrupt our HENNA SESSION?’

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've reached the point in the latest season where COVID has hit. The self-taped talking heads

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Genuinely a bit surprised at the gap between events and the interviews though. Presumably they recorded from home March, but the episode is taking place on Halloween. I would have thought they recorded once every week or two.