Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[supermassive]

i love that the first GAY SON (openly ) in the franchise is feuding with a housewife

 

[Will]

I'm so pleased that the Reddit thread linked to at the start of this topic made its way to Lisa Barlow

I wouldn't be mad at half an episode being dedicated to her reciting it word for word tbh.

 

[supermassive]

I wonder what Whitney's storyline will be this time around. I guess her dad is still MIA.

 

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I'm weirdly not all that excited about this following the trailer ()
Jen seemingly REVELLING in her new found infamy just feels a bit...ODD? Almost like the Real Housewives/Natural Born Killers crossover nobody asked for.

I will watch OF COURSE It has potential to rival New Jersey season 2 in terms of sheer LUNACY.

 

[Lucille]

The look on Meredith’s face when she gets accused of setting up Jen.

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ICONIC.

Still obsessed with this shot, the look of utter disdain and indifference, whilst also looking low-key fabulous.

 

[Phoenix]

I mean who hasn’t dressed up like a hooker/biker/maid for their Mt Rushmore visit

 

[Apoca]

I mean who hasn’t dressed up like a hooker/biker/maid for their Mt Rushmore visit

 

[supermassive]

Whitney is the Sarah Harding of the franchise.

 

[supermassive]

NYC straight into the BIN

 

[Lucille]

This starts in ONE WEEK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'm beyond ready.

 

[supermassive]

I'm ready

 

[Apoca]

The last time I've been this excited?

 

[Phoenix]

The tag lines are psychotic

 

[jivafox]

Lisa’s must be some of the STRANGEST delivery of a tagline I’ve ever heard

Mary’s is genuinely terrifying.

Jen needs to be LOCKED UP ASAP

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

I will send JESUS AFTER YOU

 

[Lucille]

Omg at that opening scene, I didn’t think we’d be getting down to business so quickly

 

[Lucille]

All the tag lines are fabulously DERRANGED!

 

[jivafox]

I can’t get over the way Lisa delivers hers. It’s incredible

 

[jivafox]

You don’t have to LIKE ME ILOVEMYSELFENOUGHFORTHEBOTHOFUS

 

[Phoenix]

Lisa was in a rush, she has many businesses you know.

 

[supermassive]

OMG I really feel like with this BH, Potomac..we are truly entering a GOLDEN ERA of Housewives Teresa is going to have to set fire to her gaudy McMansion at this rate to compete with the STAKES these young girls are offering.

 

[supermassive]

The voice memo note delivery of "YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE ME. I like myself enough for the both of us"

 

[Apoca]

YELLING at Mary and Lisa.

We love thaaat.

 

[Tisch]

What is the second one saying? I hear "blop-roast"

 

[Phoenix]

That laugh

 

[supermassive]

Not long now girlies

 

[supermassive]

I'm ENGAGED. Meredith is in her full PILL POPPING era

 

[Phoenix]

Whitney is so weird. Meeting her stepsons with her tits out and doing shots with them and dropping the cake. It’s like a cheap porno.

 

[Phoenix]

Lisa is so grating. She’s like a scratchy broken record.

 

[Phoenix]

Omg someone called Brooks a twink…the horror. Also I wouldn’t brag about my son not opening up about being gay to me.

 

[supermassive]

I suspect the twist is — he's ASEXUAL

 

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I enjoyed the first 10 minutes of the producers SHOWING OFF all of Jen's illegally-funded ASSETS with soundbites of Lisa saying 'I LOVE THAT' cut in at random, even when it was obvious she hadn't even said it

And Meredith changing up her prescription to be UPPERS rather than whatever she was on last season is very much welcomed.
Still hate Whitney and Heather, and I think I ALWAYS WILL!

Anyway a fine first episode, but compared to other franchises I can't help but feel SLC feels more produced than EVER!
You can literally feel production telling the women what they are meant to be arguing about in each scene. I hope it feels a bit more authentic as the season progresses as it's verging on parody at points.

 

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Oh and the scene of Jen doing the worm in front of her "SHAH SQUAD" cut into the season trailer is already up there as one of the MOST CRINGE Housewives scenes of ALL TIME, and I haven't even WATCHED IT yet!

 

[Lucille]

Was it just me or was Daddy Marks looking FINE this episode.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

You guys

That SLC episode 1 intro. I can't breathe. I LIVE & LIVE!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Youdon'thavetolikemeIlovemyselfenoughforthebothofus

 

[Apoca]

Youdon'thavetolikemeIlikemyselfenoughforthebothofus

 

[Lucille]

I’m still gagged at the HELICOPTERS coming for Jen!