Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (3 Viewers)

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Any CURIOUS QUEENS can either LEGALLY watch via a FREE TRIAL of HayU (also available as an Amazon Prime Video extension) if you somehow aren't signed up ALREADY (good luck getting through a Covid Winter without it QUITE FRANKLY)

OR you can just watch below, care of the living legend that is @Rula Lenska

Spoiler

https://mixdrop.co/f/mdkw9p87ilw87n

 

[Frozen]

I am here!

 

[jivafox]

Cracking open the wine!

 

[Lucille]

Just downing my beer don’t wanna be drinking any straight TRASH for this.

 

[Lucille]

1 minute!

 

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Cracking open the wine!

About to top up my glass and PRESS PLAY!

 

[Frozen]

Here we go!

 

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OMG THE TIME HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!

 

[jivafox]

LET’S GO SEE THE MORMONS!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So here for this

 

[COB]

Started

 

[Phoenix]

I have started

 

[jivafox]

No mention of the MLMs?!

 

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Is there REALLY an ACTUAL elite social circle in Utah? Isn't it FORBIDDEN TO DRINK in most places?

 

[Frozen]

Whitney shut the fuck up

 

[Lucille]

GET WELL SOON!

 

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I am seeing a lot of FACIAL SURGERY that really POPS in daylight lightning

 

[jivafox]

The Mormon Church is GORGEOUS!

 

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[jivafox]

“JEN”

 

[Frozen]

Heather is the image of Leslie Grossman

 

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I DESPERATELY WANT to like Jen Shah, but I can't help but feel she's going to quickly fall FLAT ON HER FACE!

LAGANJA ESTRANJA VIBES!

 

[jivafox]

Omg Jen pre-surgery

 

[Phoenix]

Not to be gauche but Jen looks a lot darker in the pictures.

 

[Lucille]

AIDS!

 

[jivafox]

I DESPERATELY WANT to like Jen Shah, but I can't help but feel she's going to quickly fall FLAT ON HER FACE!

LAGANJA ESTRANJA VIBES!

She’s TOO THIRSTY.

 

[Frozen]

5 mins in and problematic already

 

[jivafox]

PROBABLY AIDS

 

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Oh god not the AIDS COMMENT in the first 5 minutes

They absolutely COULD have edited it out too

 

[jivafox]

Mormons advocating plastic surgery? How modern!

 

[Frozen]

Heather looks unrecognisable from her old photos

 

[Phoenix]

Would you be that proud of being descendent from pioneers? Didn’t they Murder a lot of natives.

 

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I used to have a mormon friend, who said she couldn't drink HOT DRINKS - but she could drink RED BULL.

She had absolutely not explanation to why HOT DRINKS were taboo either, aside from it was written in the scripture

I asked her if soup was considered a hot drink and she said "no"

 

[jivafox]

LOVE RAP MUSIC. LOVE BLACK MEN. LOVE HOMOSEXUALS.

 

[Frozen]

Gay son!

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh yay a bitchy gay son!

 

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OOoh I spot A GAY!

 

[jivafox]

omg the gay voice

 

[Phoenix]

That boy has a gay voice

 

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OMG THOSE BOOTS ARE FOUL!