Red Warning Friday

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How are the daffodils doing?

Hanging to the right but holding out :o

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We've lost one of the bannisters on the side of the porch which has compromised the integrity of the whole thing, the big corner piece that holds up the corner of the porch roof is now only attached at the top and is swinging freely in the wind. Hopefully the wind doesn't get any stronger because I don't fancy losing the bay window roof and porch. Also one section of the front fence between us and next door has disintegrated and the remains are currently strewn across his drive.
 
I am hiding in the basement, not from the storm but from my significant other
 
I remember it from back when autotuning YouTube videos was a thing. LOLCATZ ROFLCOPTER XD!!

I've never seen her get smacked in the face though. Hope that's fake because it's making me grin :D
 
Personally I find the IGNORE function instantly banishes fatuous and boring drivel which is not to my taste* :disco:

*This obviously does NOT include all those lovely gifs posted by my dear friend @Martha Skidd
 
I accidentally came across some SCAT PORN the other day, Martha just reminds me of it :(
 
Ok so I just got a massage and at one point during it, I had to scratch my balls, so I did. It would have been pretty much unbearable not to. But the guy massaging me asked “itch or something?”

1. Is it rude that I did that? I feel like I had to but now i feel weird
2. WAs it weird he commented on it?
3. Did he think I was masturbating??? I really hope not
 
Ok so I just got a massage and at one point during it, I had to scratch my balls, so I did. It would have been pretty much unbearable not to. But the guy massaging me asked “itch or something?”

1. Is it rude that I did that? I feel like I had to but now i feel weird
2. WAs it weird he commented on it?
3. Did he think I was masturbating??? I really hope not
I would probably NOT HAVE DONE IT to start with and resisted the urge

Crabs again is it? Scabies? Your sordid secret will be safe with us, even if it does LOWER THE TONE :tongueout:
 

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