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We have sticky out bay windows, with UPVC recreations of sash windows in them. Safe to say, they are fucking awful. The bedroom sounds like a shit ghost train ride when the wind blows. Its infuriating.
 
Preparations under way for Lunar New Year chez Star 🐅

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So I took yesterday off to mince about generally after “losing” my day off last week to looking after my Mum.

And the fucking car broke down. Cue four hours in a freezing cold car park waiting for a software update. I thought electronic cars were supposed to be the future. Anyway, didn’t get anything done that I wanted to and was rather disgruntled about the whole thing. MEH.

So I went cottaging on the way home once it was fixed and had a lovely time with some rotten young slut and taking it out on him improved my mood immensely.

MORNING!
 
AND I’ve been to the gym and for swim in the sea this morning, new squat PB of 125kg!

LET’S DO THIS
 
I've given up putting the wheelie bins upright again, done it three times already this morning and I've just heard the black bin go over again. It can stay like that, as long as it doesn't hit the car I no longer care.

Do I have bacon, egg and mushroom barm (bread roll for non-northerners) for dinner or smoked salmon, baby plum tomatoes and scrambled eggs?
 
It can't be that windy here. Our letter box has been fucked for a couple of years and flaps around like a landed fish when it's bad. As I'm not handy like @Floppet and her toolbelt ( :horny: ) I usually sellotape it down before going to bed if the weather is too bad.
 
It feels like -3 Celcius here, with a high of 1. I guess I just can't go outside at all today
 
I ventured out to the corner shop. Having been in the garden this morning I knew it was very windy but I wasn't prepared for getting halfway up the street and being stalled, literally, by gusts of wind. I must've been leaning forward into the wind at a 45 degree angle and it took every ounce of strength to stay where I was and not be blown over or backwards. Got home and discovered most of my hair had blown out of the ponytail and was standing on end like the Hair Bear Bunch.
 
Been to town, can confirm there is a lot of weather.
 
I have some news for the little whale who I've been misgendering the whole time, so to begin with, it's a boy. Secondly last night he stopped leaning on one side (vets were holding him in balance until then, cause he couldn't maintain it) and then they took him off the coast to see how he responds in the open sea. He responded well and swam under surveillance for about 7 miles before heading to an island shore. So today he got another round of treatment and was due for a beak x-ray scan which he skipped by swimming back to the open sea on his own. The vets think that's a good sign but the tests for any underlying condition or permanent illness are not through yet, so it is possible he strands again. I don't want to have high hopes, but at least there's a tiny glimpse today.
 
I had a personal grooming accident earlier this week, and I'm itching like crazy today.
 
Turns out 13 days spending 24/7 together has finally taken its toll on Mandy and I. And it was all going so well, we even had loads of sex (for us).

But a combination of pmt, me getting early post holiday blues and shop stress from a distance has led to us spending today barely talking.

I'm now in the hot tub and she's watching James Bond.
 
Rachey said:
Turns out 13 days spending 24/7 together has finally taken its toll on Mandy and I. And it was all going so well, we even had loads of sex (for us).

But a combination of pmt, me getting early post holiday blues and shop stress from a distance has led to us spending today barely talking.

I'm now in the hot tub and she's watching James Bond.
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She’s not even watching THE MASKED SINGER? GET RID!
 
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In all seriousness @Rachey. It’s always good to CLEAR THE AIR and have a good Barney with some ICE COLD SILENCE followed by RAMPANT MAKE UP SEX. It will put the holiday blues straight to bed.
 
Rita said:
In all seriousness @Rachey. It’s always good to CLEAR THE AIR and have a good Barney with some ICE COLD SILENCE followed by RAMPANT MAKE UP SEX. It will put the holiday blues straight to bed.
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I'm very good at silence! But I'm done with sex. We've done it far more than we would usually do it in a 13 day period. My clitoris needs a rest.
 
Rachey said:
Damn it I forgot that was on!! I'm missing Mark Feehily :(
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Get out of the hot tub (it's probably giving you a urinary tract infection as we speak anyway), in the lodge and turn the TV over. That'll make her happy with you.
 
lolly said:
Get out of the hot tub (it's probably giving you a urinary tract infection as we speak anyway), in the lodge and turn the TV over. That'll make her happy with you.
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Do hot tubs give you UTI's :o

I would get out but I'm comfy and warm, and I have vodka and stars and my phone. I'm downloading ITV hub as we speak.
 
In non sex related chat. Is CBD oil any good? I feel like I sometimes need a little...pick me up... without resorting to prescribed meds. Or as I currently do, alcohol. I've heard CBD oil is good?
 
Rita said:
LIES! You are YOUNGER THAN ME and I seem to be constantly in HEAT. I blame the perimenopause.
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How old are you?

I love an orgasm but sometimes it's just easier to do it myself...
 
Rachey said:
In non sex related chat. Is CBD oil any good? I feel like I sometimes need a little...pick me up... without resorting to prescribed meds. Or as I currently do, alcohol. I've heard CBD oil is good?
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Have you considered Buckfast?
 
Rita said:
48.

Is Mandy a bit ROUGH?
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No not always, well sometimes. It very much depends on our mood. 6 times in 13 days is good going for us tho, especially after 11 ish years.

Oh you are just about older than me, but you look fabulous.
 
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