Rihanna - MISC 2024

[Joseph]

She’s alive at least

 

[Pipo]

wait till she hears she can make more money of her old catalog instead of releasing anything new

 

[Pipo]

wait till she hears she can make more money of her old catalog instead of releasing anything new

 

[Joseph]

She will do ANYTHING not to release a new album

 

[GNL]

Wig!

 

[Pipo]

what an awful wig

 

[Joseph]

Wig!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Art Decade]

 

[K.C.]

I'm happy waiting for the next industry plant. We'll end up with the same songs either way.

 

[Joseph]

It’s in the air today

 

[Suedehead]

It’s in the air today

Who?

 

[Pipo]

Who?

The one that's not Camila Cabello

 

[Suedehead]

The one that's not Camila Cabello

And who’s that?

 

[straightorbroken]

If you could take my pulse right now it wouldn't know who she was, but this song remains:



This might be the wrong edit, but c'mon now.

 

[Suedehead]

If you could take my pulse right now it wouldn't know who she was, but this song remains:



This might be the wrong edit, but c'mon now.

Does it though?

And don’t blame it on the edit hun

 

[Joseph]

The only Fifth Harmony video that matters #HAIRGATE

 

[funky]

It’s in the air today

This has such "I'm leaving moopy" energy

 

[Suedehead]

The only Fifth Harmony video that matters #HAIRGATE

Does it though ?

 

[Suedehead]

I know I’m coming across as a bitch but…

Actually that’s all. No but.

 

[Joseph]

Does it though ?

YEA IT DOES

brown hair member upset because blonde member won’t change sides

If she had a FENTY WIG it would have been so much easier

 

[Joseph]

Somehow this is Rihanna’s fault

 

[Penelope]

I believe Rihanna is evil

 

[Joseph]

I believe Rihanna is evil

Well she IS friends with Katy

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh that faded out years ago, Katy was quite upset at Ri-Ri coming to her senses.

 

[Joseph]

The poor dear

 

[Pipo]

Don't get distracted from the real enemy mopsy!

 

[K.C.]

Perfect Magazine Issue #6.5​

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

 

[Pipo]

shot by Pavarotti's son?

 

[K.C.]

shot by Pavarotti's son?

Afraid not.

 

[Pipo]

so that means #soon as in we have to wait another 5 years yay

 

[Dark Carnival]

so that means #soon as in we have to wait another 5 years yay

Is she trying to make us believe she had stuff she had worked on? !

 

[Pipo]

Is she trying to make us believe she had stuff she had worked on? !

probably Calvin Harris and Stargate (do they even exist anymore?) sent her a bunch of demos recorded by Ester Dean and Wynter Gordon (are they even ALIVE in 2024?) which she discarded onto the bin!

 

[Tisch]

#FentyHair

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Pipo]

@Joseph I wouldn't be so happy about it! Wait till she hears she can release Rihanna's Versions of her past recordings in multiple formats and variants; oh she's never coming back!

 

[Joseph]

At this point it might be better if she doesn’t. All this waiting and a lackluster album could mess up the legacy.

 

[Jark]

if she never comes back, she had one hell of a career or she'll be back ten years to the day with a GLOBE SHATTERING OPUS

renaisswhomst?
born this what?!
WHERE'S your pleasure?!?