Rubberband Tuesday

[lolly]

Rough anal is INEVITABLE

JUST GET IT OVER WITH

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m not going to shag him, I'm never going to shag him. If I wanted to shag him I probably could, because I am what? Sickening.

No, just a slut.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is a very MDMA at the weekend kind of post.

If only. I actually miss going out I need exciting things in my life

 

[Lucille]

No, just a slut.

I mean REALLY!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I mean REALLY!

I know huh

 

[Sheena]

Talking of shagging, I had sex with someone yesterday who looked just like Adam Huber from new Dynasty and who I think is fucking gorgeous. He chased me and has messaged me afterwards (possibly a bit too much, but hey) to say he’s desperate to do it again. It’s done WONDERS for my ego.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m not going to shag him, I'm never going to shag him. If I wanted to shag him I probably could, because I am what? Sickening. A SLUT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No, just a slut.

Oh, I am unoriginal.

 

[Lucille]

As if you all wouldn’t fling your knickers in the air and point your heels to Jesus if an ex squadie offered you a bit of IN OUT IN OUT!

 

[Sheena]

As if you all wouldn’t fling your knickers in the air and point your heels to Jesus if an ex squadie offered you a bit of IN OUT IN OUT!

PRECISELY. Trust your Uncle Sheena. This can only be a good thing.

 

[lolly]

As if you all wouldn’t fling your knickers in the air and point your heels to Jesus if an ex squadie offered you a bit of IN OUT IN OUT!

None of US are pretending we don't want it!

 

[Lucille]

He did come out with the inevitable ‘I’ve never shagged a guy but I wouldn’t be against it’ last night.

 

[lolly]

He did come out with the inevitable ‘I’ve never shagged a guy but I wouldn’t be against it’ last night.

Did you giggle coquettishly?

 

[Dark Carnival]

He did come out with the inevitable ‘I’ve never shagged a guy but I wouldn’t be against it’ last night.

Oh she’s "STRAIGHT"

SHAG HER!

 

[Lucille]

Why not, I fucked mine and ended up marrying her. <3

Awwww

 

[Lucille]

Anyway I don’t fuck with straight guys, ANYMORE.

 

[lolly]

How much more gay do they have to get than sticking it in you?

 

[lolly]

Tuesday, you really are an insufferable bastard.

 

[Sheena]

He did come out with the inevitable ‘I’ve never shagged a guy but I wouldn’t be against it’ last night.

Oh COME ON, he’s BEGGING FOR IT

 

[ButterTart]

Completely empty bus, and someone has just got on and decided to sit in the seat directly in front of me. How do people still not fucking grasp social distancing?

 

[Lucille]

Maybe they FANCY YOU.

 

[Rita]

I’d quite like to see this fella as I like to put a FACE TO THE NAME. It may be a tad UNCOUTH though.

 

[Lucille]

I’d quite like to see this fella as I like to put a FACE TO THE NAME. It may be a tad UNCOUTH though.

Check your DMs love.

 

[Lucille]

Oh COME ON, he’s BEGGING FOR IT

For a straight guy he has a lot of STRONG OPINIONS on Monet Exchange winning All Stars.

 

[Soldi]

GREAT the programme I use to make REFERRALS is DOWN

EARTH TO GET SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE NOW PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

Honey you’re the worst thing to happen to the NHS since Matt Hancock.

 

[Dark Carnival]

For a straight guy he has a lot of STRONG OPINIONS on Monet Exchange winning All Stars.

!

 

[lolly]

I've just been sent details of a local walking group for lesbians over 55. So tempted to sign up.

 

[Lucille]

I've just been sent details of a local walking group for lesbians over 55. So tempted to sign up.

@Rachey

 

[Sheena]

I WANT TO SEE LULU’S FELLA TOO

 

[Sheena]

I hope he’s gayer than Liberace

 

[Lucille]

 

[Sheena]

Oh it’s HIM! I presumed from your Instagram thing he was a gay ANYWAY.

 

[Lucille]

Not into the diaphragm hat tbh.

 

[lolly]

@Rachey

@Rachey could totally be their walking shoe consultant. And give them cat advice. She could probably get some free dental dams out of it as well.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it’s HIM! I presumed from your Instagram thing he was a gay ANYWAY.

*snoops*

 

[Soldi]

Honey you’re the worst thing to happen to the NHS since Matt Hancock.

I’m a HERO KEYWORKER

FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOUR FLATMATE HUN

 

[Lucille]

I’m a HERO KEYWORKER

FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOUR FLATMATE HUN

Hold my douche!

 

[Kate]

Oh FFS have I got to get on Instagram now

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh FFS have I got to get on Instagram now

I didn’t find anything miss Kate!