RuPaul's Drag Race Rate 2 Results

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I’m surprised Alexis is so low, she was a bit of a villain but in an entertaining way. I wouldn’t mind her on All Stars.

Dusty also a bit low but I guess there are too many queens. I always assumed that him looking like a legal version of the Modern Family kid would make him more popular.

Eureka is truly one of the worst queens ever. I’m still haunted by her shrill screaming over every fucking lip sync in season 10.
 
Robbie Turner’s taxi scandal has to be the most random thing ever. Like why?
 
I really hope Alexis doesn't make All Stars. I really was struggling to tolerate her by the time of her departure.
 
Lashawn could have done well if she'd had more outfit challenges but was too soft spoken and young for it all.

Milan has grown on me on rewatch. The constant need to strip down was annoying but her lip syncs were objectively and magically great. Vogue is life affirming and maybe the most underrated everrrr.

And I love Jaymes. She was treated horribly by the producers and clearly beat Kimora in the runway and lip sync. Her YT videos where she ranks retro wrestling related stuff are amazing.

Jade was boring and had an annoying laugh. She was clearly out of her depth when she was left with all the heavy hitters of S5 (which was so ridiculously top heavy as a season).

Sonique did herself a lot of favours in the Christmas special and I'd have rated her higher if I'd seen that. In her season she was moody and rude to the passers by in the street but always looked hot.
 
Milk is annoying af but was needed in AS3 for his delusion. He seemed to make the cut purely on the basis of modelling done outside of drag though.

Lineysha seemed like a front runner at first but was let down by her language. AS5 please, and they should start giving Latin queens subtitles and allow them to perform in their native language.

Alexis was obnoxious from the jump and I don't understand all the people who lusted after her as a boy, but again she was vital in her season which was super nicey nice otherwise. She was a mini Shannel.

Mystique didn't eat fried food and refused to wear country clothes that would offend her girls at home. But I feel bad for her because of the needless bullying from Raven's clique.

I now LOVE Carmen. She's so dry and vapid and pretty. When they brought her back for one episode and she spent all her time trying to make 'sprepper' happen.

Mimi is essential. NPB is also essential but I got tired of her using tranny as an insult over and over again.
 
JDF was insecure and really ratchet looking but NICE and a good performer. Porkchop was good for a little mirror moment and has ironically done better by being sent home first. Jade had a big penis and shouldn't have been bottom but they needed Shannel's delusion and Glasscock's villainy.

Dusty seems like a good queen but didn't show much. Her best moment was her coming out story. Robbie is the worst of the Seattle queens (maybe). Eureka is talented but obnoxious.

I loved Sahara for two of her lip syncs but otherwise found her dull. Tyra won fair and square and Raven was just as bad if not worse on that season. Derrick I don't care for.
 
Yes, as much as I don't like Tyra, I find it hard to say she wasn't deserving of it. And Raven was so deeply unpleasant that I enjoyed her not winning.
 
I didn't know about Jade's big penis, I only saw Pearl's. Well, Alaska's too. :zombie: Oh and some of them that did porn. Ok I saw A FEW.
 
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Derrick wasn't GREAT on her season, but drunk roast was life changing.
 
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I didn't know about Jade's big penis, I only saw Pearl's. Well, Alaska's too. :zombie: Oh and some of them that did porn. Ok I saw A FEW.
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I know we always ask this but who’s done porn? Violet Chachki, Jade Jolie, and Detox (i think?). Any others?
 
Didn’t @RaspberrySwirl (where IS he, apart from dead obviously?) once have a little FROTT with Detox? I’m sure something was vaguely alluded to
 
I thought you’d all got a bit harsh with your rating, but seeing Sahara lose half a point confirmed it, presumably she hasn’t done much to win people over recently :D

Poor Alexis. She was fun as a hopeless villain, you knew the top 4 would crush her flat, but the nonsense she brought was weirdly watchable (except the reading challenge shitfit)
 
I can't promise you doing this every night (before you start barking), but...

TONIGHT we rank 78-52 positions, including:

- The highest queen with a 0
- One of the 2 remaining queens with a -1
- 3 more finalists or winners.
 
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78. (N) Max 5.39
77. (N) Mayhem Miller 5.44
76. (36) Mariah 5.44 (5.82)

Oh I liked Max but I found her weird, not that it's a bad thing. Mayhem Miller was average, wasn't she? And then pretty Mariah.
 
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75. (N) Pearl 5.5
74. (43) Vivacious 5.5 (5.00)
73. (40) April Carrión 5.61 (5.3)

Pearl is cute, hung, but didn't deserve to make the F3. Vivacious went too early, I really liked her. And April was pretty but I found her one of the most dull latina queens ever, sorry.
 
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72. (N) Acid Betty 5.67
71. (54) Morgan McMichaels 5.78 (4.11)
70. (41) Phi Phi O'Hara 5.78 (5.35)

And here comes 3 villains (sort of). To be honest, Acid Betty was more straightforward than anything else, I think she was underrated. Morgan McMichaels tried to play the villain role in All Stars but it didn't work. And Phi Phi, who is genuinely one of the biggest villains in DR, she has decent marks but also some haters marked her down, like a 0 from @Lucille.
 
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69. (44) Delta Work 5.83 (5.00)
68. (N) Farrah Moan 6
67. (42) DiDa Ritz 6 (5.29)

*insert random comments*
 
Phi Phi is a classic. She helped make two of the stronger seasons.

Max was so shit. The Max Collective my ass.
 
I’m glad Alla is so invested in commenting :)
 
Did a was so busted and from what I’ve seen, she still is.
 
Dida Ritz's lipsync is enough to get a high mark from me, but it's otherwise QUITE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
 
Giving Phi Phi a zero is straight up lunacy. Obviously she was vile, jealous and lacking in any self-awareness whatsoever but that was all part of the glorious fun, not least because that ill-fated effort at a redemption fell apart after about five minutes :tongueout:

TEN! :disco:
 
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