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That was serving some lukewarm realness as far as I'm concerned.

There were great moments, mainly Willam and Phi Phi looking so awful (the way he was sat on that stool did him no favours).

It WAS great as a reveal for the winner, but I really miss the reunion's intimacy of seasons gone by.

Maybe Willam can do a Shangela - her humor was unmatched in its consistency.

Oh, and I'm glad Live Forever got played - that song is Livin' Joy levels of amazing.
 
I thought it was great except the reveal of the winner. Because I knew all 3 had been filmed it felt so false... compare that to the reveal of the winner of Season 2 for example. Now THAT was a reaction.
 
Was Sharon channeling Gloria Swanson with his winner's catwalk slow-motion strut?

The audience member in the spider man costume was beyond annoying. Sharon's boyfriend was more horrific than any of Sharon's looks - I'm imagining he'll be on it season 5.
 
straightorbroken said:
The audience member in the spider man costume was beyond annoying. Sharon's boyfriend was more horrific than any of Sharon's looks - I'm imagining he'll be on it season 5.
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That was Raja.
 
Was that Carmen also in the audience? Is she a REAL woman these days?

I also VOMITTED at the sight of Morgan McMichaels :manson:

Had no idea that was Raja. He was looking ROPEY AS on that last episode. Certainly no MANILA LUZON :disco:
 
I love that Michelle Visage has put on about TWO STONE during the course of one series. :D
 
And Santino's LOST an equal weight. Good grief.

Michelle's tits resting over her MAXIMUFFIN TOP was hilarious.
 
She's acting like a stripper in her latest drag performances. It's just about sex and body, nothing else.
 
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And Santino's LOST an equal weight. Good grief.

Michelle's tits resting over her MAXIMUFFIN TOP was hilarious.
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Santino looked like a cancer survivor. i was shocked by how short and dumpy Michelle was but i guess we didn't see her standing up before this season.

Also what the fuck was Lil Kenya Michaels :manson: wearing? she looked horrible, she really is one of the worst queens to ever come on the show.
 
10 Sharon Needles - EASILY the funniest bitch this season, so witty, great humour! Brought something new to the table this year, a deserving winner.
10 Chad Michaels - So classy as a person and as a queen.
05 Phi Phi O'Hara - The drag doesn't impress me that much, the personality is AWFUL. There's some talent there though.
10 Latrice Royale - FIERCE
00 Kenya Michael - ugh, she disgusts me in every possible way. Is it even really a man?
06 Dida Ritz - Nothing special
09 Willam - Very intelligent and funny
-1 Jiggly Caliente - UGH, worse queen this season should've really gone the first week. See Kenya, only ten times worse. Ropey as a drag queen and utterly unfunny. DIE.
02 Milan - Shit shit shit
02 Madame LaQueer - Meh
04 The Princess - The few looks I saw weren't that bad, but that's about it
04 Lashauwn Beyond - Yeah, I'm not sure, seemed very sweet at times.
?? Alisa Summers - Whatever
 
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11 Sharon Needles - the finest winner EVER produced.
10 Chad Michaels - just LOVELY
03 Phi Phi O'Hara - let's face it, she helped MAKE this season. Doesn't mean I like the snaggle toothed whore though
09 Latrice Royale - lost her edge towards the end.
00 Kenya Michael - DEPORT HER
07 Dida Ritz - I felt sorry for this poor bitch. Except when she was using references to SJP as her fashion icon. About 10 years TOO LATE
10 Willam - DISGUSTING IN EVERY WAY. FUCKING FABULOUS.
04 Jiggly Caliente - a teenage Juanita Solis
-1 Milan - the fucking PITS. I'm not even convinced she was a genuine queen and this was just exposure for her acting. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
00 Madame LaQueer - GHASTLY
02 The Princess - one of those awful queens who had to have a freaky exterior to mask the LACK OF PERSONALITY
00 Lashauwn Beyond - WHO?
00 Alisa Summers - HILARIOUSLY AWFUL
 
10 Sharon Needles (Choking on blood on the catwalk = win)
10 Chad Michaels (EVERYTHING I love about drag and exactly the sort of person I'd have as a friend)
09 Phi Phi O'Hara (Useless, but HOT AS FUCK)
07 Latrice Royale (So much promise, and lovely personality, but missed as often as she hit IMO)
04 Kenya Michael
00 Dida Ritz (DREADFUL. Not funny, always wearing cheap wigs, just a COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE)
09 Willam (VILE)
06 Jiggly Caliente (Grew on me, grew off me, grew back on. Absolutely DISGUSTING as a man)
-1 Milan (Made my skin crawl, a useless queen and a useless human)
02 Madame LaQueer (DISGUSTING. USELESS.)
05 The Princess (Meh. Difficult to tell - might have been more interesting without Sharon there)
04 Lashauwn Beyond (Seemed nice enough)
03 Alisa Summers (Doesn't warrant a comment)
 
Well i'm doing all the seasons:

Season 1:
08 BeBe Zahara Benet - she always looked amazing but her personality wasn't all that much
09 Nina Flowers - i guess it would have alienated too many people for such a gender fuck queen to win but she deserved it. Also asking Tori Spelling how she was coping with HIV remains one of my favorite moments.
03 Rebecca Glasscock - zzzzzzz
07 Shannel - slightly chubby character illusionist, she was hateful during her season but i appreciate how much hard work goes into her shows
08 Ongina - i always loved her coming out with a shaved head and a funky headdress
06 Jade - she always looked a state and complained about her dick being too big to tuck
04 Akashia - basic bitchy queen
06 Tammie Brown - practically told Michelle Williams to fuck off which is amazing and shecould have been great but didn't play the way Ru wanted her to
05 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker - i have a feeling we will see her on All Stars

Season 2:
04 Tyra Sanchez - so she hot glued shit to her body, big fucking deal :evil: worst winner
11 Raven - i love watching her, smart, bitchy and she always looked flawless. i occasionally have a look on youtube to see her perform and she still has so many looks and you can tell she puts in a lot of effort also she performs amazing songs that go beyond Beyonce and Nicki Minaj
10 Jujubee - middle aged Asian housewife realness, i adore her
06 Tatianna - was entertaining but i don't give a fuck if you can look like a real prostitute
09 Pandora Boxx - should have gone further, one of the reasons Santino should be sacked
06 Jessica Wild - fun enough but she looked scary in drag
05 Sahara Davenport - her only redeeming quality is fucking Manilla
03 Morgan McMichaels - ugly guy, ugly queen
00 Sonique - yawn
02 Mystique Summers Madison - terrible personality
00 Nicole Paige Brooks - just no
09 Shangela Laquifa Wadley - she was hateful in season three but i can't deny how funny and talented she is

i'm bored now so i'll do the other two seasons later.
 
Well i'm not sure who's fucking who but they've been together from before the show.
 
I hated The Other Tyra winning. She had NOTHING special. Raven was a FABULOUS CUNT who had the goods to back it up. And Jujubee was just awesome.

From the first season I had such a soft spot for 97 Character Illusionist Shannel. He was terrible but endearing.

My All-Time Top 5
01 Sharon Needles
02 Manila Luzon
03 Nina Flowers
04 Pandora Boxx
05 Jujubee.
 
Ok, I'm coming into this late but I've just spent the whole of last week watching Season 4 - I just never found the time to watch it when it was on!

What can I say? This was definitely my favourite series so far. There were SO many laugh out loud moments - especially on Untucked which sometimes was even funnier than the show itself! You can't beat drunk queens bitching at each other! I was LIVING for the bitch fights, they're always SO much better than on ANTM,

Overall, I think the right queen won, Sharon really was something else entirely, she sold me in week one with her zombie look and the fake blood! :disco: I just loved EVERYTHING about her, and her humour was so BLACK too! Some of the queens just didn't get her, but she never once rose to their level.

I must give kudos to Chad Michaels - she really did hold herself with dignity and didn't really get involved in the bitching. She was just a polished, seasonal professional and her impressions of Cher were uncanny! I've seen plenty of drag impersonations of Cher but this was definitely the best EVER. I wonder what Cher herself thinks of it all! Even the fact he got upset at the thought of upsetting Phi Phi was really touching.

Phi Phi O'Hara CLEARLY has a lot of issues. I get she's had a troubled childhood but she was so bloody defensive. I agree she was by FAR the most attractive as a guy, I'd definitely do him! But she was WAY too much of a bitch, especially to poor Jiggly and even Willam, who was also a bitch but obviously the whole thing was an act - she kinda reminded me of Silvia Night, in the fact she doesn't give a FUCK and just says what she thinks. As a character, she was almost at Shangela levels for me...

Talking of Jiggly - I'm surprised she managed to get that far - bitch couldn't design a costume to save her LIFE! She was comedy gold in Untucked though, especially the first few weeks when she was going off on one at every opportunity. I really felt for her at the reunion episode though when she called out Phi Phi - and the bitch wouldn't even apologise! :manson:

Latrice Royale was fucking FIERCE! The fact she'd managed to turn her life around was something. Sometimes she looked AMAZING, but other times it just didn't work at all, especially that outfit that Santino Rice slagged off and called it a carpet - well it WAS! Overall though she was definitely one of the stronger queens, and one I can see having a good career afterwards on the drag scene!

There were quite a few queens that were really just cannon fodder though - we didn't really get to see enough of Alisa Summers to make a decent opinion but what we did see of her I wasn't that impressed.
LaShawn Beyond had a lot of potential, and her outfit on the catwalk in week one was STUNNING. She was just outshone by some of the others.
The Princess had a good look, but I think the fact she was competing in the same season as Sharon Needles who was CLEARLY more polished was her downfall. I'd have liked to see her last a few more weeks though but she was just too meek.
Madame LaQueer was probably the WORST overall, although she was funny in the wrestling challenge, everything else about her was just completely amateur. And that mole on her face drove me INSANE! Do NOT get me started on that Space outfit!!
London, Paris, MILAN seemed nice as a person but just DULL, sometimes she looked amazing like in the 70s gold disco outfit but the Janelle Monae outfit was a TERRIBLE decision. I can't believe as a guy she was a professional actor, as she was just terrible!
And little Kenya Michaels - well, I wouldn't call her cannon fodder, but she was definitely in the middle of the pack. Her Nicki Minaj homnage was ON POINT, but she just looked like a little girl half the time. As a boy he was definitely the most feminine, even with Chad Michael's plastic surgery!

Oh, I forgot about Dida Ritz - well that's not surprising really. She seemed nice enough, but that was IT. Just nice. Some of those wigs were TERRIBLE, but she did have a good body. I don't think she deserved to go so far...

As for the judges - Michelle Visage is becoming more and more drag like every week, and she's PILED it on! A long way from her girl group days in the late 1980s with Seduction - I'm sure she's had quite a bit of work done. Conversely, Santino just looked UNWELL by the end of the season. There's something about him I do NOT like. Billy B was, well, boring. The guest judges were a bit hit and miss - Pamela Anderson was AMAZING, Jennifer Love Hewitt was fine, she looked really moved by Phi Phi's speech. Poor Amber Riley was just a whole heap o' nothing though, SUCH a disappointment. And as for Wynona, well...what can I say? She is one HECK of a lady!

I'm still a bit in love with Shawn from the Pit Crew but I've seen recent photos of him and he's had a GOD AWFUL HUGE tattoo on his chest and down his back. I HATE when guys get terrible tattoos. Totally ruins it for me.

So as a Drag Rate:

11 Sharon Needles - We have a WINNAH!
10 Chad Michaels - TRUE Queen
07 Phi Phi O'Hara - If only her personality was as HOT as she is as a boy
09 Latrice Royale - FIERCE
06 Kenya Michaels - Medio
05 Dida Ritz - MEH
09 Willam - Would probably have pushed Phi Phi out of the top 3...
07 Jiggly Caliente - Good God Girl Get A Grip
03 Milan - God girl NO!
02 Madame LaQueer - TERRIBLE fashion sense
06 The Princess - Shame we never got to see more of her
06 LaShawn Beyond - Left a little too early
05 Alisa Summers - not much I can say

I'm gonna go stalk some of them on Twitter now! :disco:
 
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Apparently Sharon isn't participating though :(
 
I'm gutted that my ICON OF LIFE Lady Kier from Deee-Lite turned this show down to be a guest judge. On twitter she said Ru was shady back in the day and that it was "HIStory" or something. I'm going to do a guest judge rank later.

This really is my favourite show at the moment.
 
I can't see YT links at work as they are blocked. I'm DAMP with excitement - what is it? is it that All Stars thing that was rumoured? :D
 
i can't name them allo :( i see Raven, Latrice, Alexis Mateo and Pandora Boxx is definitely in there.
 
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