S11 E02: Good God Girl, Get Out!

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On Netflix in the morning but no thread yet? Fatigue truly has set in...

Anyway it's an acting/parody challenge. The first ten minutes makes it seem like they're really setting up a Brooke Lynn vs Scarlet Envy rivalry.



Scarlet just comes across like a low(er) rent Pearl to me. I'm sure she'll be kept around for the forseeable given how much talking head time she's getting but I'm bored of the 'entitled young queen grows a heart' arc that they're doubtless setting up.
 
I can’t wait for the hilariously written sketches.
 
Ok, the sketches were not the worst thing ever and there were some good performances that didn’t make me cringe.

Kahana and Mercedes are deadweight but it was annoying when Michelle kept asking Mercedes to enunciate when it’s obvious that her English isn’t her first language.

Also when she told Ru she had a stroke and he talked about her inner saboteur I wanted to scream, it’s a blood clot she can’t fucking control it.
 
Vanjie and Evey are my favorites and they provide the best laughs.
 
Vanjie's runway I thought was FABULOUS. Shame she was only "safe" in the first wave, really.

Silky is bedding in more than in the first episode- I enjoyed her more in this one. Scarlet is setting herself up for "PRIZE CUNT" and seems more Milk than Pearl, but in fairness, she was a deserving winner this week.

The right person went home- she was fucking BUSTED on that runway! The images at the end made me HOWL with the state of her! Mercedes seems to be dead weight too, I agree, but I cringed at that fucking stroke comment ANYWAY. It's all so SEE THROUGH. I mean, I wonder who is going to be RAPED "first" this season.
 
Okay, cyst first episode, stroke the second - what's next? EAR WAX?

Pleased Yvie came through and turned it out in both the challenge and on the runway.
 
Or as someone just posted on Facebook, which one comes out next week in an iron lung? :D
 
i thought yvie's sixth grade avatar runway was dreadful and her uber woke attitude was too much for my liking.

suprised scarlet won with that under the top performance, but i guess she did the best all around. i hope suga comes through, she seems nice.

nina was good with the acting (suprisingly along with plastique) but is obviously going to be a big booger in the looks department. i don't care for ariel for now, oh at all.

the stroke story doesn't even deserve commentary and the mini challenge was pure trash.

ps why does vanjie skin tone always look like dead flesh?
 
Best bit:
The Jane Child reference

Worst:
- Your acting was just ok...
- I HAD A STROKE 4 years ago...
 
Best bit:
The Jane Child reference

Worst:
- Your acting was just ok...
- I HAD A STROKE 4 years ago...

The Jane Child joke was funny- and when it died a death it was even funnier!
 
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Turned this off during the airing of the first acting challenge. Just unwatchable -like a 5 year old narrating a story without any quality control - SURELY they can get better scripts? Too many contestants as well. Fatigue has truly set in!
 
Silky was TERRIBLE in the challenge. She only stayed for the drama.
 
Just watching Untucked. Indulging celebrity judges who want to KiKi backstage better not be a weekly thing. Fine, Miley is a big star and she was a major part of the episode, but nobody cares for 5 minutes of the drag queens fawning over BOBBY MOYNIHAN.
 
I thought the acting challenge was rubbish as per, but at least there were some good moments in the run through.

The runway theme sounded a lot more exciting than it turned out to be.
 
Just watching Untucked. Indulging celebrity judges who want to KiKi backstage better not be a weekly thing. Fine, Miley is a big star and she was a major part of the episode, but nobody cares for 5 minutes of the drag queens fawning over BOBBY MOYNIHAN.
Counterpoint - have him on every week.
 
I liked him as a judge, I just didn’t care for him going backstage.
 
I thought the acting challenge was rubbish as per, but at least there were some good moments in the run through.

The runway theme sounded a lot more exciting than it turned out to be.

Yeah the runway would have been more interesting if it wasn’t mostly Aries and Pisces.
 
I mostly dislike the scripted acting challenges but the first of the two was UNWATCHABLE. The second one was a lot better. Over all the episode was ok but I'm still not excited and I really don't like any of the girls. Kahana needed to go, 'If only I had one more chance' to show us what? More of that dreadful shit.
 
The PETTINESS of RuPaul forcing the tea down this season's THROAT!!
 
That was actually a BRILLIANT episode. The girls are talented actors this season and there's a lot of charisma. Evie Oddly and Plastique Tiara fucking killed it.
 
The stroke story is sad, but can we STOP with the sob stories already??!!!!
 
The Black Panther script was baffling. I didn’t have a clue what was going on. The team did a bad job but you can’t turn shit into gold.

Kahana’s run way was shocking. It was actually worse than Jiggly’s first week runway. The yellow wig with the chest hair. My god.
 
I was going to say the whole OPULENCE thing must be second only to MISS...VANJIE in recent memedom now.

Personally I think it's weak and can't see why people are losing their shit over it.
 
I quite enjoyed all that :D

By the way, for some reason Netflix japan is a week behind everywhere else.

I can’t remember most of them but so far:
Nina - ameraal called it: BOOGER, she always has the most revolting facial expressions
Plastique - yeah I’m a rice queen but she is gorgeous, sweet and it seems funny too
Ariel - bitchy but not funny with it. Is this Frankie Grande?
Evie - the weirdness is a bit put-on, and her head looks like a Machop, but entertaining enough so far
Scarlet - deserved the win but I don’t like her at all
Silky - annoying but better this time around
Mercedes - a bit crap but that lip sync was good, if we’d seen that before Naomi it would've been better. The stroke story, yeah it sucks but I’m sure it wasn’t unprompted. The jump split kind of took the edge off it though, guess she’s fine now?
Kahanna - hot garbage, which is where she found that wig. That backflip was everything though
Vanjie - love her, that runway! Very watchable
Brooklyn - thought she would be better, hope episode 1 wasn’t a one-off

That’s all the ones I remember. 10 queens isn’t too bad, right?
 

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