S15 E01/02: One Night Only (1 Viewer)

[straightorbroken]

Mistress is going to be an eclipse of non-stop shade at this rate.

 

[straightorbroken]

No interest in Bros: Drag queen edition.

 

[straightorbroken]

Gag of the century? Not even a cough actually.

 

[straightorbroken]

OH I LOVE MISTRESS ALREADY.

 

[straightorbroken]

Although seeing them as two Laganjas could make me enjoy the schtick.

 

[Penelope]

- Very canny decision by Mistress Isabelle to not treat the twins like total lepers, in contrast to the rest of the cast. She'll go far I reckon.

- AGOG at Irene Dubois being first out. Was a little bit devastated at my favourite two from MTQs being the bottom two - they both fucked the delivery a bit, but at least they tried SOMETHING interesting rather than one of the 10 generic lip syncs that told us nothing. I feel like Loosey LaDuca really should have been marked on a much harder curve and been in the bottom over Amethyst, who was read far too hard for the sneakers that were in character. Why does she have to be a Real Housewife reading of it Ru? Get over yourself! (the other critiques were absolutely spot on though - it had nowhere to go after the baby reveal and needed one or two more levels put in)

- Irene has more to give absolutely but something about her social interactions was a bit off. There's the joy of shade, and then there's going for shade at every possible opportunity. It had the energy of one of those roasts that are just a bit too mean to be funny.

- Selina EsTitties is absolutely INTOLERABLE! Love her

- Utterly adore Sasha Colby reappropriating The Troubles as a premise to get her tits out of a straitjacket

- Anetra and Jax obviously THRILLING BEYOND WORDS! But my favourite had to be Marcia³ - howled at the portrait reveal

 

[straightorbroken]

I wouldn't say no to Vivacious actually being back again even if it's just an obvious stunt.

 

[straightorbroken]

I totally forget the name, but there was a YouTube drag race commentator who grimly inevitably started doing their videos in drag too. It was even more unbearable to watch than it already had been. The twins remind me of them in terms of the sincerity they have doing drag.

 

[Diddy]

I feel like Marcia should have been spelled 3 different ways

 

[straightorbroken]

Run distinctly unimpressed with the shower cap.

 

[straightorbroken]

I feel like Marcia should have been spelled 3 different ways

Marsha Marcia Marxia?

(The last one would be my attempt to pay homage to a certain Desperate Housewife).

 

[straightorbroken]

Mistress out of drag isn't far off Chris Lilley when they smile.

 

[Penelope]

Is this Pit Stop? Has it been made unavailable for everyone?

 

[Penelope]

Also, Spice rising out of a coffin with "I'm BORED" WAS actually funny Agreed with @Diddy that they're giving Jedward of drag so far (although Spice is also giving me light ALDIQUARIA)

 

[Penelope]

They’re all 45 mins but there’s two in one go tomorrow!

The first two were an hour...

 

[VoR]

Could Wowpresents+ be giving us extended version compared to what aired on MTV? I do hope so.

 

[Diddy]

I’m not sure I hope so

 

[Diddy]

Yeah I can’t find PitStop either, even though a clip turned up on TikTok

 

[Art Decade]

Luxx is so getting the Adore-style "this inexperienced upstart just has that IT quality" storyline versus the more withering anti-social media queen club queens, but by that same token I bet one of the seasoned showgirls takes it in the end.

 

[Diddy]

Shouldn’t you all be in bed by now, or did I get the time difference wrong?

 

[Penelope]

Shouldn’t you all be in bed by now, or did I get the time difference wrong?

It's a mere 2am on a Saturday night

(also I was out last night and fell asleep at 5pm today and woke up at midnight )

 

[Penelope]

Actually quite into Luxx Noir London, perhaps BECAUSE a solid 25% of it is definitely delusion

Also WHAT A NAME

 

[lolly]

Yeah I can’t find PitStop either, even though a clip turned up on TikTok

I can't find it on YouTube either, but it is on Facebook video.

 

[lolly]

I suppose I ought to watch the final of Canada Vs The World really before starting this, but that's clearly the equivalent of a book on the 'to read' shelf.

 

[Art Decade]

She has got to stop crying (it just kept going in Untucked!) but otherwise I'm very into how old school her vibe is.

 

[Diddy]

I suppose I ought to watch the final of Canada Vs The World really before starting this, but that's clearly the equivalent of a book on the 'to read' shelf.

It was alright

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Penelope]

Absolutely howling for half of this

 

[K.C.]

Oh I love Marcia x3. I've been waiting for a 90s preppy pastels queen for ages!

 

[Diddy]

Giving me Lemon energy

 

[RS]

Anetra is outdoing Detox in the Angelica Houston stakes. My favourite so far.

Yes I thought exactly the same

But then I realised she also reminded me of Dominique from ANTM.

 

[Sheena]

I’m glad @jyxz mentioned Sasha reminded him of Madonna as I thought the same, but it’s Bedtime Stories era rather than Girlie Show, surely?

 

[Diddy]

I was getting more Madame X

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this Pit Stop? Has it been made unavailable for everyone?

What the fuck is that about? It’s blocked in France and other European countries too!

 

[RS]

I watched it on youtube yesterday. Strange that they took it down.

 

[Penelope]

Absolutely howling for half of this

@Dark Carnival try this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Absolutely howling for half of this

I want some of whatever Jinkx is on

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ta love!

 

[lolly]

Bianca's orthopaedic shoes

 

[jyxz]

I’m glad @jyxz mentioned Sasha reminded him of Madonna as I thought the same, but it’s Bedtime Stories era rather than Girlie Show, surely?

It was the Dennis Rodman era I was aiming for. What album was that?