SABRINA CARPENTER ACCUSED OF SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH CORGI

[Tisch]

“Please please please (let me use your toilet)” rumoured to be the first single

The SHEENA SAID NO remix said to be STUNNING

 

[K.C.]

Duchess of Cornwall dies from flesh eating bowel bacteria days before album drop.

 

[GNL]

The little black book of Whisper the Corgi has leaked, implicating Lily Allen, Michael Gove and the late David Bowie in the ongoing Corgi scandal.

 

[Tisch]

I AM INNOCENT bellows fictional character Amelia Stone, though no-one asked

 

[lolly]

NAR:



Just IMAGINE the CELEBRITY FOO BUMP score

 

[K.C.]

Camilla Parker Bowels paralyzed from waist down

 

[Penelope]

Nation's collies UNITE in protest against Sabrina Carpenter's BREED BIGOTRY

 

[K.C.]

Sabrina Carpenter STUNS in vintage halal catsuit at Ayatollah album release party.

 

[Pipo]

Sabrina Carpenter STUNS in vintage halal catsuit at Ayatollah album release party.

Daphne & Celeste are rumored to be dumbfounded at such an atrocity. "Ooh, Stick You to the dress code" yelled the pop duo.