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7am start, 6am alarm call. Hopscotched past cat sick, no hot water, baby mouse in distress on way to re-set boiler. But how is YOURS?
I only needed to make a few sounds and mumble ‘café’ and it was BROUGHTI'm still waiting for my coffee to be brought to me![]()

Ici! C’est! Paris!I'm going for a little run around CHELSEA (I'm so close to the stadium - disgusting) and then meeting a friend to watch Arsenal get Frenched this afternoon. nervous? moi??

Yeah, see how that goes after nearly thirty years.I only needed to make a few sounds and mumble ‘café’ and it was BROUGHT![]()

That sounds like the sort of thing I’d do while stoned as fuck
I'm saying nowt 
Mr F is a snorer but that isn't why we have separate rooms. He has significant medical problems so having separate bedrooms means I can get a good night's sleep ready for work and he doesn't have to worry about waking me up when he doesn't sleep for more than a couple of hours at a time and has to distract himself from pain.now I just want to know which one is the snorer
I could sleep on a washing line. I don't go to the cinema because once those lights go down I'm asleep within minutes and it's just a very expensive nap. Once I switch the lamp off at night I'm asleep within moments, like when people put a sheet over a noisy budgie's cage.I was so good at sleeping as a boy, now it's like really Olympic hard.
Ours are indoor cats so it isn't a problem for us. But when we previously had outdoor ones, we had an agreement that I dealt with anything dead, and him with alive. Although often it's very difficult to tell until you try to pick it up.As a side note, husband did unexpectedly good job on the cat sick - I gave him the option of deal with that OR the alive baby mouse - I'm not doing both - and he went for the thing that couldn't look him directly in the eyes and plead with him, so, yeah. Baby mouse freed outside - not sure on its prospects but minimum it died in amongst greenery.
What type of cats do you have?Ours are indoor cats so it isn't a problem for us. But when we previously had outdoor ones, we had an agreement that I dealt with anything dead, and him with alive. Although often it's very difficult to tell until you try to pick it up.
Domestic shorthair. A tuxedo male, a tabby female and a black female. Brother and sisters.What type of cats do you have?![]()
They have never been outdoors, so they don't know what they are missing. Every so often I feel a pang of guilt, but then a cat down the road will get killed on it and I feel better.I mean they really like being outside, I’d feel bad keeping them in.View attachment 42792
Mine are indoor only cats too. As long as they are fed, have somewhere cosy to sleep and a few scratching posts they are as happy as larry!They have never been outdoors, so they don't know what they are missing. Every so often I feel a pang of guilt, but then a cat down the road will get killed on it and I feel better.