Saturday binges on Twiglets and Heinz B**** B**** Pizza then dies.

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Hola Moopy.

I'm at the airport waiting on a flight to Liverpool (oh hey Liverpool adjacent Moopers). First flight since last July.

My taxi driver was afraid of roundabouts so I didn't have much faith. Thankfully all went well and I'm now in the café cum bar eating a cold croissant surrounded by rowdy Scots in football shirts.

Happy ASFM day!
 
Rather PISSED, the stupid flea market app I used to sell a stuffed toy for ¥900, they took 10% and then charged ¥800 for postage, it wasn’t very heavy at all… so I got ¥10 yen for my trouble, about 7p

WTF might as well just slam it in landfill next time
 
Diddy said:
Rather PISSED, the stupid flea market app I used to sell a stuffed toy for ¥900, they took 10% and then charged ¥800 for postage, it wasn’t very heavy at all… so I got ¥10 yen for my trouble, about 7p

WTF might as well just slam it in landfill next time
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Poor toy :(

what sort of toy was it? It’s only those with proper eyes which have souls anyway
 
Zu 2 said:
Poor toy :(

what sort of toy was it? It’s only those with proper eyes which have souls anyway
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A Kansai Airport uniform Pikachu I got as a present from a girl who was like SO obsessed with me.

I don’t feel like I’m the kind of gay who has stuffed toys. Unless it’s a body pillow with the picture of a sexually dominant anime baseball captain
 
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Star said:
Gosh someone I know is so obsessed with this, to the point their sister sadly has cancer and the family is convinced it's because of black magic :(
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Well you don’t know that it’s NOT. Curses are real and they can be well nasty

I had a Greek typewriter which I had to get rid of: it was originally sent to a friend’s ex-husband by a stalker in Greece together with a specially commissioned portrait of a lion :)

Anyway there was something off about it so it had to go
 
Lucille said:
I discovered last night that my Dad had gone through one of my late Grandad’s cameras and discovered he had a penchant for photographing COUPLES HAVING SEX in his later years.
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Arranged photoshoots or sneaky voyeur through the window stuff???
 
I’m feeling FAR BETTER than I deserve to this morning :disco:
 
Why has the admittedly shocking and sickeningly explicit thread title been asterisked? Did it bring on upset for poor @jivafox?
 
Zu 2 said:
Why has the admittedly shocking and sickeningly explicit thread title been asterisked? Did it bring on upset for poor @jivafox?
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More censorship I FEAR. :eyes:

This isn’t a GAY CHAT LOUNGE AT ALL

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I hear rumours that one of the censored words is BOOBS

CAN YOU NOT SAY THAT WORD PLEASE :shock:
 
It appears to be extreme manspreading week this week, with several observers. Someone managing to take up THREE seats on the subway by splatting down and then putting their laptop down too.

now a really fit guy spreading and putting his jacket on his lap
 
Well my Isabelle Huppert t-shirt has a big stain on it that isn't coming out so that's my whole year ruined.
 
I don’t seem to be expressing much interest in getting out of bed today but I did buy (and assemble) a new bed frame this week so if anyone asks, I’m TESTING THE FRAME :)
 
jivafox said:
It does actually look like someone's WIPED THEIR ARSE along the front. I suspect it's the washing machine as it's been attacking other WHITE GARMENTS.
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Far more likely to be the work of MARTHA BROWN as she’s known to “pals”. Although that washing machine sounds like it needs a look. Or BIN
 
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