Saturday breaks international law in a specific and limited way

[AlgoAlex]

MARSHALL thank you I'm not able to make the journey with the kids so I've sent my team of 10 people in a minibus to go collect from Barnard Castle for me. Don't worry though, I've given them all masks.

Apologies for my incorrect terminology it’s unforgiveable
Ah cool. As it is a work outing and not your extended family that is ALL WELL AND GOOD.

 

[AlgoAlex]

All I remember is Tisch sending me videos of failing miserably at pouring a drink and Kate stalking my Facebook wall.

I’m HOPING he didn’t lick it off the table so as not to waste precious alcohol

 

[Star]

In other news the pigeon is still here

 

[Soldi]

In other news the pigeon is still here

In the living room?

 

[Star]

In the living room?

Just outside the patio door right now as it's closed. Yesterday he came in the kitchen door, through the living room and back out again

 

[Soldi]

Just outside the patio door right now as it's closed. Yesterday he came in the kitchen door, through the living room and back out again

I think I’d burn the house down if I were you. How on earth do you cope!

 

[Tisch]

All I remember is Tisch sending me videos of failing miserably at pouring a drink and Kate stalking my Facebook wall.

I watched it back this morning. I'm not sure why I thought you needed to see a whole 1:17 of me pouring a drink out but here we are.

 

[COB]

Is Soldi subscribed to the premium tier of your OnlyFans to get this sort of special video content?

 

[Tisch]

Is Soldi subscribed to the premium tier of your OnlyFans to get this sort of special video content?

Like all my posts and I'll PM you a treat Hun.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Like all my posts and I'll PM you a treat Hun.

 

[Soldi]

Is Soldi subscribed to the premium tier of your OnlyFans to get this sort of special video content?

Looking back there was actually no drink poured in the video! I don’t know how we both got to that point but it was in the middle of a very heartfelt conversation.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Like all my posts and I'll PM you a treat Hun.

Is it the one time the drink actually ended up in the glass ?

 

[Tisch]

Is it the one time the drink actually ended up in the glass ?

It's my reaction video to all 41 Iguanavision songs

 

[octophone]

@Star bringing proper satire this morning. Into it.

 

[octophone]

Anyway, morning. That IPA did me in last night but I was not prepared for the absolute shambles that is Drunk Moopy. Well done everyone, well done.

 

[Tisch]

Anyway, morning. That IPA did me in last night but I was not prepared for the absolute shambles that is Drunk Moopy. Well done everyone, well done.

Thanks. But I don't FEEL very accomplished this morning.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@COB, who drank considerably less than me last night, is being smug. But refusing to cook breakfast. I'm not amused

 

[dmlaw]

Well, I think I've just about caught up with all of last night's festivities. My head is feeling relatively good, all things considered, but then I didn't have to listen to Bip Burger.

 

[octophone]

Well, I think I've just about caught up with all of last night's festivities. My head is feeling relatively good, all things considered, but then I didn't have to listen to Bip Burger.

I went there. It was hideous. If I hadn't already given up eating meat, that would have been the last straw.

 

[Soldi]

@COB, who drank considerably less than me last night, is being smug. But refusing to cook breakfast. I'm not amused

The money I’d pay to have someone come over and cook breakfast for me this morning.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I went there. It was hideous. If I hadn't already given up eating meat, that would have been the last straw.

On the other hand, I am already thinking about my second bip burger. Not even eaten my first!

 

[COB]

@COB, who drank considerably less than me last night, is being smug. But refusing to cook breakfast. I'm not amused

I think it's worth noting that we're at HIS FLAT.

 

[Soldi]

Brb gonna fry some sausages

 

[octophone]

On the other hand, I am already thinking about my second bip burger. Not even eaten my first!

Couldn't tempt you with some chicken wings?

OH GOD SHE'S IN MY HEAD

 

[Lucille]

I can’t believe DAF wasn’t included in last night’s hits and misses showcase!

 

[octophone]

I don't know whose domestic insights I'm enjoying more: Iguatisch or Zen COBaffe...

 

[Lucille]

Couldn't tempt you with some chicken wings?

OH GOD SHE'S IN MY HEAD

Medium RAR, DUH.

 

[lolly]

Saturday afternoon is soundtracked by the magnificently monikered BLOSSOM DEARIE

 

[Star]

@Star bringing proper satire this morning. Into it.

Think I'll treat myself to a new avatar.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Think I'll treat myself to a new avatar.

Love it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I choked on food tonight. There's now something stuck in my sinus. It's a bit painful and very irritating. I can't dislodge whatever it is.