I’m off to the barbers in two hours!
Although I actually quite like my hair long now so I’m KEEPING IT.
Oh joy the street next to mine are having the third street party of the last few months. This time the BUNTING is out and they are knocking on everyone’s doors to invite. No thank you
Just heading for a tidy up then?
I heard them explaining there are going to be GAMES.ANIMALS.
I do have a table in a beer garden booked for Tuesday with some friends though.No! Imagine how DREADFUL they are going to be today. I am not planning to sit inside a pub for a while yet. Social distancing will be out the window once twats get a few Stellas in themI do have a table in a beer garden booked for Tuesday with some friends though.

I wish. Nobody will go with me and I don't want to take up a table on my own![]()

What a shower of shit cunts.There's a taco bar here reopening today, but it has imposed a £150 minimum spend for a table of four, with a time limit of 90 minutes.
Fuck off.
I spent a night there once.Been to Kenilworth today (posh, remainer area). Barely anyone in the pubs, beer terraces with plenty of space between tables, absolutely no queues. I still didn’t go in.
There was a really lovely cocktail barI'm not in a Eurovision mood. Some kind of put together playlist would be just the ticket.It's the first Eurovision free Saturday since FOREVER
Where is that?
