Saturday curls out a fat one on DC’s beard

Curls out a fat one?

What does that even mean? :D
 
Maybe NOW I can finally leave my (false) reputation as the doyenne of Moopy’s scat scene behind me!!
 
I feel like I should reiterate DC's official statement from yesterday that it's the bumhole, rather than the shite, that he likes the taste of. If I were to play devil's avocado I'd say nobody drinks Coke for the taste of the bottle, but he's currently in a k-hole and unable to defend himself on here.
 
Hello! Was meant to be getting married today. Instead just spent the morning in the boiler manual. :argh:

We're not marking it. But having a champagne breakfast in a bit. Ig may or may not indulge but I don't care. An excuse is an excuse. :disco:
 
When is it rescheduled for, if it is?

(Just thinking how long I’ve got before the new wedding to get close enough to you to get an invite and possibly ruin the wedding by being too drunk/ screaming “it should’ve been me” at someone who is neither you OR your groom/ getting off with an Uncle or Gran”.
 
Sheena said:
When is it rescheduled for, if it is?

(Just thinking how long I’ve got before the new wedding to get close enough to you to get an invite and possibly ruin the wedding by being too drunk/ screaming “it should’ve been me” at someone who is neither you OR your groom/ getting off with an Uncle or Gran”.
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October 2021 and YES PLEASE!

All four grans are dead so GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. And my only uncle is REPULSIVE. Ig's is pretty dashing in his own way though. Think I'm allowed to say that.
 
PICS SO I CAN, er, PICK

I’ll buy a new hat immediately. One with a BLACK VEIL...
 
Sheena said:
When is it rescheduled for, if it is?

(Just thinking how long I’ve got before the new wedding to get close enough to you to get an invite and possibly ruin the wedding by being too drunk/ screaming “it should’ve been me” at someone who is neither you OR your groom/ getting off with an Uncle or Gran”.
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I'll get my 'God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve' banner ready :disco:
 
I'm still flogging the dead horse that's the old laptop so Mr F can play Football Manager on it. Started deleting and uninstalling stuff at 7am and still not done. All of the HP stuff from the printer is taking ages because it keeps making me restart the computer after uninstalling something. I want to smash things up.
 
Happy non wedding day @Iguana and @Tisch. So sad you’ve had to rearrange but I am absolutely sure it’s for the best.

my next Moopy vision entry will be dedicated to you both and obvs to all the other angles out there xoxo
 
I spent a lot of money drunk shopping last night on one store in portugal. I have no idea if anything will fit me and I know full well I wont send it back if it doesnt. Whoops.
 
I just had a lovely BAGUETTE for lunch

With champagne. Actual champagne.
 
The pub near my old flat used to do fish finger subs with mayonnaise, fucking devine
 
I'm quite partial to dreamies. It's rare I put them down for the cat without popping one in my own mouth.
 
ButterTart said:
I feel like I should reiterate DC's official statement from yesterday that it's the bumhole, rather than the shite, that he likes the taste of. If I were to play devil's avocado I'd say nobody drinks Coke for the taste of the bottle, but he's currently in a k-hole and unable to defend himself on here.
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Crawling out of my k-hole to thank you BT for clarifying my point of view!
 
What were those dog biscuits that were like sausage rolls? I was always quite partial to those as a child.
 
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