Saturday curls out a fat one on DC’s beard

[floppet]

I’ve been on a fruitless quest for A3 frames all day. I’m now frameless, hungry and PISSED OFF.

If it's clip frames you want Viking sell them up to A1 size.

 

[Lucille]

Guys. I did it.

I bought fish fingers.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh I didn’t know that they’d opened the new THEME PARK round here today.

 

[lolly]

Ooh I didn’t know that they’d opened the new THEME PARK round here today.

Is it a ride on the number 43 around the crooked spire?

 

[Sheena]

Oh I’ve got a FAG PROBLEM too. I want some but I’m in the middle of nowhere* and fancy a QUICK CIG but no chance. So I’ve had to eat more cheese, pour more red wine and hope for the best.

*- Near Limoges. Call back up now.

 

[Rita]

I have been in a beer garden all day, and BY GOD it was busy. I said I wouldn’t, but I did and I bloody enjoyed it.

 

[Lucille]

I bought fags today after promising I wouldn’t. They’re just so fucking GREAT!

 

[Sheena]

You’re not helping @Lucille

I’ll be sure to visit the local TABAC tomorrow JUST IN CASE

 

[Lucille]

A guy came to view my flat and we were wearing the same t shirt and no one said anything.

 

[Sheena]

Did you not spread your hoop for him?

 

[Lucille]

I’ve still yet to have anyone up my hoop.

 

[Tisch]

A guy came to view my flat and we were wearing the same t shirt and no one said anything.

Not even a KNOWING EYEBROW?

 

[Sheena]

I’ve still yet to have anyone up my hoop.

What, EVER?

 

[ButterTart]

I had a couple of friends down from Bolton today. It was fucking lovely.

 

[lolly]

What, EVER?

No, just since she had her nancy restrung.

 

[Lucille]

What, EVER?

I’m not SOLDI.

 

[Sheena]

I’m not SOLDI.

I always thought of you as a POWER BOTTOM and this just THREW ME

 

[Lucille]

No one likes to PUSH BACK more than me babes.

 

[Sheena]

So I HEAR

I remember the days of being young and a POWER BOTTOM.

Too much DOUCHING.

 

[Lucille]

Great, now I want a DICK IN ME.

 

[jivafox]

I’ve only just read the topic title

 

[Soldi]

I’m not SOLDI.

 

[win_the_game]

So I HEAR

I remember the days of being young and a POWER BOTTOM.

Too much DOUCHING.

Tops have it easy, that’s for sure.

 

[GNL]

This thread title is the worst thing since RACIST TAGS.

 

[Lucille]

I often find a good douche quite REFRESHING.

 

[Rita]

I take it 2 tops would be totally incompatible? What about 2 bottoms with toys?

 

[Lucille]

Rita would you be a TOP or a BOTTOM?

 

[COB]

I take it 2 tops would be totally incompatible? What about 2 bottoms with toys?

Nah, who doesn't enjoy a mutual wank and gobble?

 

[Rita]

Rita would you be a TOP or a BOTTOM?

Definitely a bottom as I love nothing more than getting fucked although I also like to take control so does that make me VERS or am I getting splinters in my arse with that answer?

 

[COB]

I mean if we're all being VULGAR tonight

 

[Rita]

Nah, who doesn't enjoy a mutual wank and gobble?

Are you and Zen both tops?

 

[COB]

Definitely a bottom as I love nothing more than getting fucked although I also like to take control so does that make me VERS or am I getting splinters in my arse with that answer?

POWER BOTTOM

 

[Rita]

POWER BOTTOM

I’ll take it.

 

[Lucille]

Definitely a bottom as I love nothing more than getting fucked although I also like to take control so does that make me VERS or am I getting splinters in my arse with that answer?

You’d be a POWER BOTTOM love.

 

[COB]

Are you and Zen both tops?

I will do a BIG REVEAL SATURDAY on this currently classified information if I'm allowed to

 

[Rita]

I will do a BIG REVEAL SATURDAY on this currently classified information if I'm allowed to

OMG. Don’t leave us in SUSPENSE.

 

[Lucille]

Cob screams DICK PIG.

 

[jivafox]

I will do a BIG REVEAL SATURDAY on this currently classified information if I'm allowed to

Do a poll. Let us all GUESS.

 

[Rita]

You’d be a POWER BOTTOM love.

 

[Rita]

Cob screams DICK PIG.

What’s a DICK PIG?