Saturday curls out a fat one on DC’s beard

[Lucille]

Maybe they just do TUMMY SWORDS.

 

[GNL]

I’ll take it.

Exactly what a power bottom would say

 

[Lucille]

What’s a DICK PIG?

A filthy hole slut who loves dick so much they SQUEEL.

 

[Rita]

A filthy hole slut who loves dick so much they SQUEEL.

Oh DEAR.

 

[Lucille]

OINK OINK.

 

[Rita]

I hate most straight non Moopy men and was trying to turn lesbian but I just COULDNT. I love cock too much.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I leave Frau Zen alone for ONE NIGHT! Honestly...

 

[Rita]

It ain’t all bad though I am a couple of marriages down, and a few quid UP.

 

[Rita]

I leave Frau Zen alone for ONE NIGHT! Honestly...

Are you a GIVER or a TAKER darling?

 

[Lucille]

I hate most straight non Moopy men and was trying to turn lesbian but I just COULDNT. I love cock too much.

Straight men are the WORST.

 

[Rita]

Straight men are the WORST.

Actually VOID of anything other than a good fuck.

 

[Rita]

Can I just point out AGAIN. I love Ron, Indie and Dmlaw. That’s the straight contingency covered, ya?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are you a GIVER or a TAKER darling?

I will wait for the results of the poll before any hot reveals.

 

[Rita]

I will wait for the results of the poll before any hot reveals.

WELL START THE BLOODY THING.

 

[Iguana]

Can I just point out AGAIN. I love Ron, Indie and Dmlaw. That’s the straight contingency covered, ya?

@ButterTart found crying in bed

 

[jivafox]

ButterTart is STRAIGHT?

When was that big REVEAL?

 

[COB]

Can I just point out AGAIN. I love Ron, Indie and Dmlaw. That’s the straight contingency covered, ya?

[Ctrl+F "ButterTart" - 0 results]

PRETTY ACCURATE SO FAR

 

[Rita]

@ButterTart found crying in bed

He is kinda omnisexual though, and @Kate’s already pissed all over that turf.

 

[Lucille]

BT just HASN’T FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL YET.

 

[Iguana]

I like the idea that @Kate has spoiled him for all other women as she nonchalantly downs her sambuca

 

[Lucille]

If he was gay then why would he be so into CHAV COSPLAY?

 

[Sheena]

I can’t be doing with “straight” people on Moopy. I have enough trouble trying to fend off @big ron from my anal dungeon, let alone BUTTERTART...

 

[Rita]

I have just walked in to the dining room and it is strewn in chinese food. Did we have a FOOD FIGHT?

Thank Christ Vera is back. I don’t think I could cope.

 

[Rita]

Although I am scoffing a salt and pepper chicken ball or two to console myself that I can’t remember bringing it home for tea.

 

[Sheena]

Don’t worry, love- my dinner was a bottle of cheap champagne and my wounds are hurting so I’ve popped a couple of pink Migraleve and a packet of reduced mini eggs...

 

[Rita]

Don’t worry, love- my dinner was a bottle of cheap champagne and my wounds are hurting so I’ve popped a couple of pink Migraleve and a packet of reduced mini eggs...

All done now though darling, and no better way to celebrate both garden leave and being cancer free than a jolly to France.

 

[Sheena]

Actually, no better way to celebrate than cheap champagne and Migraleve

 

[win_the_game]

Do a poll. Let us all GUESS.

Still waiting on that poll. It's been a while since we had a good SEX THREAD.

 

[Sheena]

Still waiting on that poll. It's been a while since we had a good SEX THREAD.

Aren’t we in one now, basically?

 

[octophone]

WFT is "straight" nowadays anyway? Surely everyone has at least a kink in them?

 

[Lucille]

I preferred it being CLEAR CUT tbh before any old straight guy was happy to have your tongue up their ANUS after too much COKE.

 

[COB]

If he was gay then why would he be so into CHAV COSPLAY?

Maybe he's gay but stuck in the early 2000s. Did TRIGA ever make it to Bolton, do we know?

 

[octophone]

I think it's good that people wanna try stuff out and have loosened up. All the uptight types are now all Brexit gammons.

 

[Soldi]

Poor ButterTart. For all we know he could be knee deep in MINGE at the minute

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, I was doing some hot sex actions with some smokin' hot broads, why has my name been taken in vain all over this thread?

 

[Soldi]

This thread title is the worst thing since RACIST TAGS.

Well I’ve not seen YOU start a daily thread recently dear

 

[jivafox]

Well if you’d give SOMEBODY half a CHANCE!

 

[Soldi]

Well if you’d give SOMEBODY half a CHANCE!

Well it’s past midnight so why not start the Sunday thread love

 

[Dark Carnival]

*- Near Limoges. Call back up now.

 

[OutSynk]

Definitely a bottom as I love nothing more than getting fucked although I also like to take control so does that make me VERS or am I getting splinters in my arse with that answer?

Oh my Rita.