Saturday dances in the rain

I have decided to have a small hiatus from alcohol. I dont remember the last saturday I woke up without a hangover
 
I just remembered the phrase “cream up my bulbs” which I think I heard on Dotmusic c.2002 and never caught on as a Moopy meme but I never really stopped thinking about it
 
Susan Boyle soapy tit wank video - Porn

This could be it. Who has your balls? She did the same for the next year. Soapie tit wank Video. This could be it. Who has your balls? This year he got into one of the best schools in Europe, having been accepted at the prestigious Jesuit College in Dublin , Ireland, where he is now doing a bachelor s degree in Philosophy, Politics, and Economics.

It seems unlikely that Boyle s mother - who is originally from Edinburgh but now lives in Suffolk - could face a jail term.

Happily she has never been to jail, and indeed, I suspect that she would have been locked away had she ever given birth to another girl.

Pregnancy in the seventies was a big deal and girls with boys were sent to reform school. The family moved to Aberdeen where Boyle grew up, and where her father s engineering firm employed him.
 
Su’s anal bum party. We were all so happy for her and I was so happy for the great job she did in her anal debut video! Su, just like all of you, also wishes that you could join the party in my ass. Well now you can Su! [does it know how to make puns now? :D]

Come on in, and have fun! That is the whole story of the very first girl to have an anal party at my big butt! So I went back to work and forgot about the whole anal fun that Su had at my ass. But, this day, I would not have made it if it wasn’t for Su.

I was just about to step out for my lunch break when my phone started to vibrate. It was Su, and she was so happy and excited about the wonderful party she had in my butt. Su just can’t stop gushing over the great job she did in my butt. And Su would like to have an anal party in your butt too!
 
I'm actually thrilled it's COLD and RAINING

I just can't take hot weather AT ALL

I've got to go down to the country house today as my nephew is turning up there tomorrow and I need to get his guest room ready.
 
It’s a frigid 33 degrees here with 8000% humidity, and if you don’t know what that means, I’ll explain it in two words

BALL
SOUP
 
Yes yes I see all your complaints and raise you an ORGANISED CHILDRENS PARTY I have to attend this afternoon.

I'd make some pathetic excuse but its my child.
 
Diddy said:
I just remembered the phrase “cream up my bulbs” which I think I heard on Dotmusic c.2002 and never caught on as a Moopy meme but I never really stopped thinking about it
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Ooh this may have been from me!! Some Turkish or Greek man I met messaged me saying he wanted to cream my bulbs.
 
I was out until very late last night and THRILLED to be shivering by the time I got home.

As it's cold(er) and grey with an enticing prospect of rain we're going out. Like fuck would I be doing that if it was hot and sunny again.
 
I woke up about 3am and felt a bit chilly. Time to pop the duvet back inside the cover, I think.
 
Finally a bike available in halfords so I feel less crappy now 🥳

Would you have a threesome if you really fancied one of the people but were very meh about the other one?
 
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Barnacle said:
Finally a bike available in halfords so I feel less crappy now 🥳

Would you have a threesome if you really fancied one of the people but were very meh about the other one?
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Just have an affair instead.
 
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Apocalypt Flyer said:
Hi, it's 29°C and sunny over here. Sorry bout that @Iguana

Gonna bike to a mountain lake and go dipping (but not skinny). 🏊‍♂️
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I am happy for you

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I’m currently stuck in traffic near EXETER and have moved about two miles in the space of an hour.

BREXIT BRITAIN
 
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