Was it your ‘text door neighbour’?Just had a wrong number call me. Is this the NINETIES?

You should have asked her about her PUSSY WILLOWSIt was an old lady who got shitty when I said "WHO'S THIS?". "WHO'S THIS?!" She replied![]()
That sounds quite fun.I'm meeting friends for lunch followed by some interactive courtroom drama experience thing. I hope I don't have to PARTICIPATE
Ok, I've elevated it from a 3 to a 4.5God Ipswich is a dump.
Bristol seems like a terrible place to try and be a fascistAnother weekend, another protest from the 'Bristol Patriots' and another counter protest from a coalition of anti-fascist and anti-racist groups. That'll fuck up the city centre for hours and cause traffic chaos. I'm meant to be going to some comedy thing in aid of International Women's Day this afternoon. Think I'd better walk.
SameI’m halfway through my third pint and I’m right in the mood for it
But then it becomes a magnet for all types of intolerance - hence Posey Parker standing here in the general election.Bristol seems like a terrible place to try and be a fascist
Turns out the jury experience thing was cancelled and my friend who had bought the tickets only realised when she was looking for the e-tickets. We had a long boozy lunch instead, but now I'm ready for bed. I'm not used to daytime drinking.I'm meeting friends for lunch followed by some interactive courtroom drama experience thing. I hope I don't have to PARTICIPATE
I really need your life as a 78 part limited seriesI've been up since 7 with the usual intestinal GIP, so I had to go and sit downstairs in the cold as MR S has COMMANDEERED the bedroom with the en suite, and then I decided today was the day to trim the 15 foot hedge belonging to the mad people in the house behind, which I've been putting off since autumn as I hate doing it so much. So after 2 hours up a WOBBLY LADDER I come back into the house for MR S to tell me that THE KITCHEN FLOOR IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF CLEANING. He's lucky I'm a CHILLED KIND OF PERSON or he'd have been UNDER THE PATIO SOME TIME AGO
You're WELCOME TO ITI really need your life as a 78 part limited series
Good luck with that!Straight women love to watch them have sex!
I’d dump the HR forum for THATSHIRLEY AND HUSBAND FORUM NOW!
He's changing pop culture darling. There are discussions about toxic masculinity. Straight women love to watch them have sex! There are sold out Shirley and husband shows in London as we speak. They're getting major fashion ambassadorships. You might not like it, and I accept that - but let's try and be in 2026.
Oh no.What an awful day today, an old friend dead at 38 through a liver problem and this lad barely even drank. Life's a bloody bastard!!!
