Saturday decides between having a barbecue and having grandparents

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Copyright Frankie Boyle.

Morning.

 

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I'm listening to Fuzzbox demos I found online. They could do with one of those Cherry Red boxset things.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hi huns. I don't feel too terrible today. Just FAT.

 

[lolly]

Overdid the caffeine yesterday. Slept like shit. Twat.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve just waited for 30 minutes for a coffee.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've been invited to the in-laws for a BBQ tomorrow. I spent all day at my folks the other day, but that was just three of us. This will be six. They have however been extremely generous to us over lockdown.

 

[ButterTart]

Hayfever is kicking the living shit out of me today. FUMMING.

 

[Star]

I've been invited to the in-laws for a BBQ tomorrow. I spent all day at my folks the other day, but that was just three of us. This will be six. They have however been extremely generous to us over lockdown.

In what way?

 

[Lucille]

Omg I’ve been fine most of the year but just tried to sit in the park with my coffee which resulted in about 15 minutes of constant sneezing until I got back in my flat. I just opened the door to my balcony for TWO minutes and it set it off again.

 

[Kate]

I'm at an all-day virtual whisky festival

 

[ButterTart]

I'm at an all-day virtual whisky festival

That sounds mint. You're actually drinking, aren't you? They're not just describing the flavours while you sit there with a Capri Sun?

 

[Kate]

Of COURSE. The ticket included a pack with a big bunch of samples (pic on Facebook ) There are also cocktail making sessions. I'm going to be hammered by 3pm.

 

[Lucille]

I’m bored so I’m gonna drink beers next to the lake by myself.

 

[Lucille]

First I need 30 mins to make my hair suitable for public consumption.

 

[Shirley]

Wow the old bird next door was as old as she looked. Died in January aged 99. Tough luck no telegram from the Queenie for YOU!

 

[floppet]

Mr F couldn't take the heat with his long(er) hair and ponytail so I've just cut it for him, at his request. I've been offering since last September but he was insistent he wanted to leave it to grow so I stopped asking in February, knowing he wouldn't be able to cope with a sweaty head when the weather warmed up. It was so long at the back I had to hack it with scissors first so I could get the clippers through it, there was one minor "accident" where I took too much off but I covered my arse by saying "remember when you had flu and got all those little patches where your hair fell out? There's still one here but you can only see it when I brush your hair the wrong way".

 

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Wow the old bird next door was as old as she looked. Died in January aged 99. Tough luck no telegram from the Queenie for YOU!

Good timing. Pegged it on her own terms rather than Boris and chums offing her with their total fucking incompetence.

 

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there was one minor "accident" where I took too much off but I covered my arse by saying "remember when you had flu and got all those little patches where your hair fell out? There's still one here but you can only see it when I brush your hair the wrong way".