Saturday dies at home

[big ron]

I’ve just been to the gym for the first time in a month after weeks of excess.

Dead.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’ve just been to the gym for the first time in a month after weeks of excess.

Dead.

Thoughts and prayers

I skipped a week and the next time I went my arms nearly fell off.

 

[Soldi]

I’ve still been going but it’s unsurprisingly not improved my RIB INJURY.

 

[Lucille]

Never stepped foot in a gym in my life.

 

[jivafox]

I joined the gym then broke my ribs three days later. Unrelated but I choose to view it as a sign.

 

[big ron]

Now I can breathe again the endorphins have kicked in. Might sign up for greggwallace.health

 

[floppet]

Tried to repair the outside light at the back this morning, stood on a chair on the back doorstep so I could reach it, squirrel sat on fence all the time I was out there gobshiting at me because I wasn't supplying hazelnuts. Changed the fuse and put a new bulb in to no avail so I've given up.

 

[octophone]

The little bastard has probably chewed the cable and is taunting you.

 

[jyxz]

Tried to repair the outside light at the back this morning, stood on a chair on the back doorstep so I could reach it, squirrel sat on fence all the time I was out there gobshiting at me because I wasn't supplying hazelnuts. Changed the fuse and put a new bulb in to no avail so I've given up.

And now feeding the squirrel I hope!?

 

[floppet]

And now feeding the squirrel I hope!?

I took the chair off the back step and brought it back in the house and by the time I returned fifteen seconds later she was already sat on the step waiting for me so I gave her two hazelnuts. She ate one and buried the other under the leaves next to the step.

 

[Lucille]

Matched with a 23 old on hinge who’s blatantly using ai for all his responses.

DELETING THE APP FOR GOOD!

 

[lolly]

I'm off to see Katherine Ryan, which I'm sure I'll enjoy a lot, followed by a burlesque night at a cocktail bar, which I'm also sure I'll enjoy a lot. Both with a friend who I've not seen properly for several weeks, which will be lovely.

So why do I feel like I just can't be arsed and want to stay in bed with the cats?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Matched with a 23 old on hinge who’s blatantly using ai for all his responses.

DELETING THE APP FOR GOOD!

Why do your age setting even allow 23 year olds to match with you?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

After absolutely pigging out in the most obscene way yesterday, I have finally eaten a meal today.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Matched with a 23 old on hinge who’s blatantly using ai for all his responses.

DELETING THE APP FOR GOOD!

Girl, 23?

 

[Lucille]

I’d had a drink!

 

[Rita]

I have had a very lazy Saturday after a day out in Glasgow yesterday shopping. A few glasses of wine and a takeaway is the order of the day this evening.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’d had a drink!

As all UNWISE BUT NOT ILLEGAL stories start

 

[Lucille]

If they pre-date 9/11 it’s ok.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If they pre-date 9/11 it’s ok.

@Soldi still has a chance with you then!

 

[Star]

Just helping little Kylie with his homework;

 

[Star]

Saturday night, 8pm, I'm in bed and I couldn't be happier...

 

[Santaliger007]

Not been jim donkyes had put on freezse £5 mounth hurt leg canny bak go evyday get abbs way want


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